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Stolen from [livejournal.com profile] girlfromsouth:

Give me 1000 comments in this entry. Or whatever, really. YOU, in particular, don't have to supply the whole 1000, but a tiny contribution would be nice. Then let me know if you post this in your journal and I'll return the favor.

Dudes, so this is your chance to spam me with anything! Pictures, lyrics, the word SPAM over and over. Feel free to tell me something about yourself, or screen your comments. Do whatever you want! It's all up to you.

Okay, so I realise 1000 is a tall number so just spam away and we'll see where we get up to. Please entertain me!


Entertain me while I tackle inability to make words come out right and try to get some of these ficathon entries done... You could tell me what strange pairings you're into, since I've been thinking lots about unconventional shipping today. Or anything. Go on.

Also contemplating a game of tag where the first person writes a drabble - 100 words or less - with a pairing and a word or requirement at the end, and the next person writes that one. Might try to instigate a game of that later tonight if the ficathoning goes badly.

ETA: Okay, the drabble tag's here, come and play.

Re: Drabble tag!

on 2004-06-19 05:32 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] kallysten.livejournal.com
Sometimes, when no one is paying attention to her, Buffy observes Willow and Tara. The smiles, the fleeting touches, the complicity shared in each glance, each laugh. And she wonders, dreams, and reinvents the world.

It is night and she is back from patrol. Quiet as she enters, she doesn’t want to wake Willow. But Willow is awake, eyes wide open in the dark, watching Buffy, smiling. It’s not the first time. But it is the first time that, trembling a little for fear that she’ll be rejected – or that she won’t – Buffy steps toward a bed that isn’t hers.

--

Next: Spike / Illyria

Re: Drabble tag!

on 2004-06-19 05:48 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] doyle_sb4.livejournal.com
She’s got a manner about her, a particular way of tipping her head and widening her eyes that gives him a twist of remembrance of Dru. And then she’ll knock him ten feet with one punch and he’ll think: nah. More like Buffy.

Illyria says she’s like nobody but herself.

Funny how he thinks of Fred less and less when he looks at her. Doesn’t smell anything like her, of course, and that’s a big part of it. Looks different, moves different. The sharp, cool taste of her’s probably different too, but he never kissed Fred, and he doesn’t know.

Next: Snyder

Re: Drabble tag!

on 2004-06-19 06:03 pm (UTC)
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Posted by [identity profile] jedi-penguin.livejournal.com
Summers once suggested that he’d never had a date in his entire life. He didn’t bother to tell her that she was right, because he knew that she’d never understand.

He doesn’t socialize. He doesn’t schmooze. He doesn’t date. Not because he couldn’t make friends or acquaintances or girlfriends if he wanted them, but because equals are messy.

He orders teachers and staff around at school. He cringes before the Mayor and the City Council. He hires whores and gives them extra money to beg for it. He terrorizes students. He keeps his life neat and orderly.

He likes hierarchy.

Next up: Sid the Dummy

Re: Drabble tag!

on 2004-06-19 06:55 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] doyle_sb4.livejournal.com
When he was telling the Sid Story he sometimes threw in the Korean slayer. Truth was, he’d known two slayers in his time. The second one, she was a ventriloquist. Her voice-throwing was lousy but he’d helped her with her act and she’d helped him kill the third of his seven demons.

Hey, he was only formerly-human. Sometimes when he was on stage, in her lap… nah. He’d known it could never happen.

A slayer in love with a puppet? Sid stiffly shook his head at the thought. Only thing crazier would be a slayer in love with a vampire.

Next: Spike/Holden Webster

Re: Drabble tag!

on 2004-06-20 06:12 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] leni-ba.livejournal.com
Heh, too good, too funny.



Pretty boy alone at night, perfect. Greet him, begin a conversation, notice how the words flow easily from that mouth. This one would know the rhyme to effulgent, it’s written all over his face.

Next he learns the kid’s name, his prospects and a couple theories about why Spike feels like he feels. Webster here is a talker, alright, but it is Spike who talks him into leaving together.

Submission usually begins after rising, true, but Spike’s too eager to wait. Besides, it’s something like an achievement to keep that mouth closed. Right now Spike needs to achieve something. Anything.

Re: Drabble tag!

on 2004-06-20 06:15 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] leni-ba.livejournal.com
*hits forehead* I need more sleep.

Dawn/Spike, dollar bill

Re: Drabble tag!

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Riley.

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Re: Riley.

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Buffy/Nina

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Connor. College

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Willow/Oz, Light.

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Re: Willow/Oz, Light.

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Re: Willow/Oz, Light.

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NEXT!

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doubledrabble

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Re: Virginia

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Virginia

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Re: Drabble tag!

on 2004-06-19 06:16 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] leni-ba.livejournal.com
They think he doesn’t see beyond his nose.

Who called the agents for Marcie? Who hired that swim coach? It was he who let the Bezoar into the basement – for a very large fee, of course.

He knows everything that happens in his school. Make-out in Chemistry Room, wild PDA in the cafeteria, cheating in Maths class and murder in Physics. It’s all old hat for Snyder.

Summers is behaving especially weird today and Snyder almost claps in delight when he understands the cause.

He wants it, this new gift of hers.

With it, nobody will ever escape him anymore.


Next: Miss Calendar. coffee.

Re: Drabble tag!

on 2004-06-19 06:33 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] leni-ba.livejournal.com
Yikes, forgot to say it's during Earshot

Miss Calendar. coffee.

on 2004-06-20 11:46 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] vampedvixen.livejournal.com
Miss Calendar sighed, feeling deeply disappointed in herself.

Outwardly, she projected a cool exterior, adept with slinging knowledge of pop culture and the latest breaking news while still having ties to the occult underground and techno-pagan lifestyle. Inwardly though, there was a side of herself no one knew. Janna Kalderash, a Romany gypsy sent to make sure Angel still suffered her tribe’s curse.

She had wanted to tell Rupert the truth when they went out for coffee that night, but once again she had failed. Maybe there would be another chance to tell him after Buffy’s birthday party next week.

Next: Dawn & Angel

Re: Miss Calendar. coffee.

on 2004-06-20 05:11 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] doyle_sb4.livejournal.com
It wasn’t until he said he was sorry that she really started to cry, because that was when she knew he wasn’t Angelus at all.

“Shh, Dawn,” Angel said, big, clumsy hands patting her shoulders, and she tried to squirm away but the ropes were too tight. “I’m sorry,” he said, “God, I’m so sorry it had to come to this, but… Connor’s just a baby, and there’s no other way to open the portal.”

“Buffy’s gonna kill you.”

“My son’s all that matters,” he said, and she closed her eyes so she didn’t have to look at the knife.

Next: Fred/Harmony

Re: Miss Calendar. coffee.

on 2004-06-20 05:45 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] fox1013.livejournal.com
Ooh. I like this game.


Harmony's sure she likes boys, or at least she did when she was human.

But Harmony's not stupid, no matter what they say, and she's read enough books and seen enough movies to totally get that vampires are inherently bisexual.

So when Fred asks her out for drinks, how can she say no? After all, Fred's cute, and her first lesbian experience might as well be with someone pretty, you know?

And Fred is smart and funny and damn near perfect, for a girl.

Harmony's still pretty sure she's straight. Except that she really wants to be kissing Fred again.


Next: Lilah/Dawn

Re: Miss Calendar. coffee.

on 2004-06-20 06:05 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] doyle_sb4.livejournal.com
Dawn isn’t prejudiced against dead people. Hey, when she was a teenager, some of her best friends were dead. And most of the time Lilah’s a pretty good boss, for a snarky, evil, dead woman. She’s funny, and hot, and gets into the best parties, and once Dawn gets over her nineteen-year-old-rebellion-temping-in-hell thing maybe she can write Everything I Needed to Know About Being a Stone Cold Fox I Learned From Lilah Morgan.

For now, though, she just keeps her elbows on the desk and says “ow!” at each hard slap. But she remembers to say thank you, every time.

Next: Anya/Oz

Re: Miss Calendar. coffee.

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Lilah/Wesley

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Buffy/Cordelia

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Buffy/Cordelia

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Re: Drabble tag!

on 2004-06-20 01:12 pm (UTC)
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Posted by [identity profile] jedi-penguin.livejournal.com
Jenny picked up the mug and smiled.

Kiss the Librarian

Rupert would hate it, of course. He would call it inane and hide it from the kids.

He was coming over for dinner tonight and she had made a chocolate trifle for dessert. A trifle that would require coffee, and a nice mug to put it in. She would give him the mug then, and he could take it home with him.

Hopefully, he would stay for breakfast so she could fill the mug with morning coffee before he took it home.

Jenny smiled, and headed for the checkout counter.


Dawn/Ethan, VLC-universe

Re: Drabble tag!

on 2004-06-20 01:15 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] doyle_sb4.livejournal.com
Psst - what's VLC universe?

Re: Drabble tag!

on 2004-06-20 01:26 pm (UTC)
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Posted by [identity profile] jedi-penguin.livejournal.com
Virtual Lunatics (http://www.virtualunatics.com/index.html), a very ambitious virtual season eight. The original premise was a Buffy/Giles season, but the best sexual tension of the season is between Dawn and Ethan. Yes, it's very squicky, but it works frighteningly well. There's also a charming romance for Xander with an original character, and Willow has this threesome thing going on that's been left nicely ambiguous.

Re: Drabble tag!

on 2004-06-20 01:28 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] doyle_sb4.livejournal.com
Dawn/Ethan? Dude, I'm *there*. (Who's Willow's threesome with?)

Re: Drabble tag!

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Dawn/Ethan

on 2004-06-21 07:21 am (UTC)
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Posted by [identity profile] jedi-penguin.livejournal.com
This is one of my new favorite pairings, and I hate to see it neglected. So I'm breaking the rules and writing it myself. (Sorry.)


She hates him. He lied to her for months, pretending to be her friend while using her to get to Giles.

She hates him… and she misses him. Ethan was always fun to be around. He made her laugh, and he certainly wasn’t hard on the eyes. She loved the sound of his voice, British like Giles’, but smoother. The addictive glow in his eyes that was only for her.

Ethan’s a big fat liar, and she’s glad she knows the truth now.

Except at night, when she would give anything to be ignorant… and back in his hotel room.


Next: Glory/minion(s)

Re: Drabble tag!

on 2004-06-19 05:52 pm (UTC)
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Posted by [identity profile] invaderwitch.livejournal.com
(-beat, but posts anyway-)

She is on her back, on the desk.

" Killed the white haired one first, did you? You don't seem so tough now, do you Blue?"

As he has his way with her, most of him still knows that she is stronger- in spite of the power that they have taken from her, she could still send him across the room with a swift kick. He wonders why she doesn't bother to.

He always imagined it would be Wesley who eventually bent to her desire to know the ways of physical love. But the bastard could be so stubborn.

His loss.

Spike can't help but grin a bit, imagining good old Head Boy's face when he tells him.

(Wesley/Gunn, maybe?)

Re: Drabble tag!

on 2004-06-20 07:52 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] alias-lilacgirl.livejournal.com
Wesley/Gunn, Maybe?

He's not gay. He's not gay. He'snotgay. How many times does he have to say that to himself before the rest of him gets it? Lusting after your best friend is wrong, especially if he's a guy. And not gay.

Gunn had never had this problem before. Never looked over to one of his gang and wondered how he'd look without his pants on. It's wrong and sick and everything Gunn isn't, because Gunn is 100% heterosexual American male. So why is he wondering what Wesley would look like without his pants on?

He really needs to get a girlfriend.

(Anything with Lorne)

Lorne

on 2004-06-20 08:17 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] leni-ba.livejournal.com
*ggg* Love it.



Lorne got into this world decades too late. He’s all about the love and peace and that’s exactly what he can’t get. Oh, there’s music and that makes life bearable. There’s that anti-violence spell he’s so fond of, makes his line of work much easier.

But nothing stops Angel & Co. from interrupting his life. Lorne already feels like a china shop, the laughs at ‘home’ made him quite sensitive, but that’s no reason for Angel’s problems to be the bull.

Lorne watches as love and peace flee leaving him alone with his music.

It sounds a little like good-bye.



Next: Cordelia, Willow, Xander

Re: Lorne

on 2004-06-21 07:04 am (UTC)
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Posted by [identity profile] jedi-penguin.livejournal.com
This really wanted to be 140 words. Hope the pared down version still makes sense.


He’s stupid. Always has been, but this is something special. Überstupid.

How could he fall in love with Cordelia? Cordelia’s gorgeous, but only on the outside. She’s someone to feel up, not to develop feelings for. Only a moron would fall in love with Queen C.

How could he become attracted to Willow? He’s loved her for most of her life, but he’s never found her pretty. Someone to pal around with, not fool around with. The best friend anybody could ever hope to find, and only Xander the Idiot would risk that friendship for a kiss.

Yep, he’s stupid.


Next: Giles/Larry, Wishverse

Re: Drabble tag!

on 2004-06-20 08:30 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] shadowlongknife.livejournal.com
"Virginia and I are no longer together."

Gunn fell into his seat, mouth falling open in surprise. Wesley just looked shell-shocked.

"How could...that's WHACK."

"It wasn't...you don't need to villify her, Gunn. I understand. Our lives aren't made for some people. Some of us are meant to be alone, I suppose."

Shaking his head, Gunn put his hand over Wes's, squeezing it gently.

"Thing is, English, you ain't alone. I'm here."

Wesley's smile was guarded and hollow.

"Don't worry, Wes," Gunn said softly, removing Wesley's glasses, leaning in to kiss the other man. "I'll take care of you."

Next: Willow/Spike

Re: Drabble tag!

on 2004-06-21 03:32 am (UTC)
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Posted by [identity profile] invaderwitch.livejournal.com
Ha!
I love it. Two Wes/Gunn's at once, and use of the phrase "that's whack."
This whole drabble thing is too sweet.

Willow/Spike

on 2004-06-21 10:09 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] leni-ba.livejournal.com
Everybody repeated that Willow wasn’t guilty, that Oz was confused and she couldn’t have stopped him.

So she went to Spike. He had no reason to lie.

“So Wolf-Boy left?”

She nodded forlornly.

“Shame. Pretty girl like you and he runs away.” His eyes took a far-away look. “Guess everyone is leaving their better halves with no good cause.”

Drusilla. She watched Spike for a long time. “Misery loves company, don’t you think?” she finally said

He smiled knowingly. Willow blushed when it struck how propositioning that sounded. Then she awkwardly scrambled away. It had been exactly what she’d meant.



Next: Veruca

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