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Jun. 19th, 2004 08:40 pmStolen from
girlfromsouth:
Give me 1000 comments in this entry. Or whatever, really. YOU, in particular, don't have to supply the whole 1000, but a tiny contribution would be nice. Then let me know if you post this in your journal and I'll return the favor.
Dudes, so this is your chance to spam me with anything! Pictures, lyrics, the word SPAM over and over. Feel free to tell me something about yourself, or screen your comments. Do whatever you want! It's all up to you.
Okay, so I realise 1000 is a tall number so just spam away and we'll see where we get up to. Please entertain me!
Entertain me while I tackle inability to make words come out right and try to get some of these ficathon entries done... You could tell me what strange pairings you're into, since I've been thinking lots about unconventional shipping today. Or anything. Go on.
Also contemplating a game of tag where the first person writes a drabble - 100 words or less - with a pairing and a word or requirement at the end, and the next person writes that one. Might try to instigate a game of that later tonight if the ficathoning goes badly.
ETA: Okay, the drabble tag's here, come and play.
Give me 1000 comments in this entry. Or whatever, really. YOU, in particular, don't have to supply the whole 1000, but a tiny contribution would be nice. Then let me know if you post this in your journal and I'll return the favor.
Dudes, so this is your chance to spam me with anything! Pictures, lyrics, the word SPAM over and over. Feel free to tell me something about yourself, or screen your comments. Do whatever you want! It's all up to you.
Okay, so I realise 1000 is a tall number so just spam away and we'll see where we get up to. Please entertain me!
Entertain me while I tackle inability to make words come out right and try to get some of these ficathon entries done... You could tell me what strange pairings you're into, since I've been thinking lots about unconventional shipping today. Or anything. Go on.
Also contemplating a game of tag where the first person writes a drabble - 100 words or less - with a pairing and a word or requirement at the end, and the next person writes that one. Might try to instigate a game of that later tonight if the ficathoning goes badly.
ETA: Okay, the drabble tag's here, come and play.
Re: Miss Calendar. coffee.
on 2004-06-20 06:05 pm (UTC)For now, though, she just keeps her elbows on the desk and says “ow!” at each hard slap. But she remembers to say thank you, every time.
Next: Anya/Oz
Re: Miss Calendar. coffee.
on 2004-06-20 06:35 pm (UTC)“Why?” She is curious and has to know. Talking about her past deeds makes Anya feel better, how does Oz cope?
He smiles bitterly. “I can’t let it win.”
“One day it will.” Anya frowns. “You are only human.”
Oz shakes his head and shrugs. “I know.”
Anya feels something like sadness when she watches him leave. Maybe he is the first male she’s not pleased to see so defeated.
Next: Lilah/Wesley
Lilah/Wesley
on 2004-06-21 10:55 am (UTC)“Don’t you dare,” she mutters as he goes to rip off her $120 silk bra.
He dares. Skritch.
Her heel slips, scraping a chunk of paint off the car’s hood.
The matching $80 silk underwear suffers the same fate as the bra.
When Lilah comes, she sets off several car alarms, then glares at Wesley and stalks off.
He shows up the next night with ice cream as an apology.
“How cliché,” she says, eyebrows raised.
Wesley smiles. “Only if you plan on eating it.”
***
(Hm, I looked at the s100 this week for inspiration...maybe I should actually, like, post it there, heh.)
Next: Buffy/Cordelia
Buffy/Cordelia
on 2004-06-21 11:10 am (UTC)Cordelia never breaths a word, content at having her share of virgin Slayer. Buffy just likes to see the prom queen on her knees.
She has no fear of cheating her boyfriend, he practically devours every detail she can remember. Buffy swears it turns him on better than anything else. She even offered to film everything, but Angel prefers her words over the cold images.
So Buffy tells him about caressing Cordelia lazily under her expensive panties and how the princess breathes senseless words when she comes.
The memories make her as hot and hungry as the story makes him.
Next: Xander, Willow, Jesse
Xander/Willow/Jesse
on 2004-06-22 02:48 pm (UTC)Xander laughed, “Will, it’s the movie.”
“Although, if you’d prefer the more literal meaning –“
“No, no – no literacy here. Movie. Movie is good.”
*
“Guys? That was an R, wasn’t it?”
The three sat on Willow’s bed and looked a little uncomfortable.
“We are 14.”
“So?” Xander played tough.
“So, I thought that was really hot,” Jesse said, smiled at Xander and slowly stroked Willow’s thigh.
Xander hesitated for a second, then he placed a kiss on her sweet, innocent mouth.
Buffy/Cordelia
on 2004-06-22 03:59 am (UTC)Cordelia keeps her eyes open, waiting for Xander to walk by. She'll close them when he does, and that's when she'll hook her fingers into Buffy's pants and have Buffy throw her head back against the wall, hard, so Xander can see the flushed face of the girl he'll never touch and realise, finally, that Cordelia outclasses him.
Eventually, she forgets her vigil.
Next: Cordelia/Fred