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[doyle]

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Top 10 Homoerotic moment on BtVS

Odd how many of these involve Xander...

The "biteable/nummy treat" conversation between Spike and Xander in Hush. About the closest to canon Spander as was ever put onscreen.

School Hard: I crack up at Xander's slightly suspicious "you're his *sire*? What's a sire?"

Angel kissing Spike on the forehead in Innocence. Not quite as good as Krycek kissing Mulder in The Red and the Black (because that made me fall out of my chair in shock), but close.

The faux-Mayor's statement that all Faith ever wanted was for Buffy to love her.

Xander's slightly dreamy tangent about the attractiveness of Spike's compact yet muscular body in Intervention, capped by the "I'm not sleeping with Spike! Starting to think you might be!" Love me my Jane E.

Beneath You: Xander and Spike glancing uneasily at one another on the "is there anyone who hasn't slept together?" question.

Just about every Xandrew interaction in Storyteller. Especially Xander's head-duck-and-flirty-smile combo when Andrew calls him the heart of the Scoobies.

Xander (again) commenting on Wesley's "Pierce-Brosnany eyes". So we don't need to ask who his favourite Bond was, then.

Xander (yet again) getting so teary at Riley's exit in Into the Woods that I expected him to run after the damn helicopter himself. (Come back, Riley! Me and zyre and connorbeast and Xander love you!)



Hello nurse

Lindsey singing in Dead End.

Angelus under the sprinklers in Innocence.

The first reveal of vampire Xander in The Wish.

Angel wearing the black hoodie in season 4 AtS. And I have no idea why that outfit inspires such a strong reaction in me.

Spike, any time when he has the Bed Hair of Partial Redemption, noticeably in Intervention.

Wesley, any time he produces guns and shoots things in slo-mo (ironic that I was laughing at a gun-fetishist site one night, then an hour later saw a Wes-with-guns scene in something like Rain of Fire and had to be scraped off the ceiling)

Players: Gunn in a suit!

Spike's headtilt-and-smile in Life Serial.

Scruffy Wesley, shirtless and in jeans, in Deep Down.

Giles without his glasses. Most notably his entrance in Two to Go.

:coughs: see below.



(I'd include Connor, but though he's very very pretty he doesn't inspire naughty thoughts so much as an urge to give him hugs and chocolate)

Comments

[circe-tigana.livejournal.com]

Xander (yet again) getting so teary at Riley's exit in Into the Woods that I expected him to run after the damn helicopter myself.

Great list, but this one was where I went "Darn skippy!"

Xander's Riley love was always a bit "too" effusive. That ep where he/Anya and Buffy/Riley are all cosy watching movies together? I always got the feeling Xander was going for every excuse for a double date.

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

Oh, I've always believed Xander had a serious crush on Riley, whether he admitted it to himself or not. And it's the kind of crush Andrew would later have on Xander. Swings and roundabouts :)

[maryavatar.livejournal.com]

You forgot Xander saying to Giles, "Shoot me. Stuff me. Mount me."

Even I got Giles/Xander bunnies after that scene.

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

Meep! I haven't seen that episode in ages... I remember the line, but I thought Xander said it to Buffy.

That blows my theory that Giles is the only Buffy guy Xander hasn't had subtext with...

[ros-fod.livejournal.com]

Krycek kissing Mulder in The Red and the Black

Quite possibly the slashiest moment of television history.

Angel wearing the black hoodie in season 4 AtS. And I have no idea why that outfit inspires such a strong reaction in me.

The hoodie! The hoodie is dead. Long live the hoodie!

Scruffy Wesley, shirtless and in jeans, in Deep Down.

Wes in Deep Down. Period. I liked the element of surprise just as much as anyone else, but I really, really wish we could have seen him track Justine down and drag her back to the apartment.

I'd include Connor, but though he's very very pretty he doesn't inspire naughty thoughts so much as an urge to give him hugs and chocolate

Hmmm...I always start out just giving him a hug, but then my hands slip...

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

Krycek kissing Mulder in The Red and the Black

Quite possibly the slashiest moment of television history.

*g* One of the unofficial guides to the X-Files describes it as "Krycek passionately kisses Mulder in what's eithe a Russian goodbye, or a result of pressure from the fan fiction lobby" (it's from the same line of episode guides as Hollywood Vampire, the guide to the first two seasons of Angel, which made a point of noting all the homoeroticism including the comment "Lindsey seems to be really struggling with his sexuality in this episode")

Hmmm...I always start out just giving him a hug, but then my hands slip...

Naughty you :D

I felt so bad for the poor woobie in Home, especially at Angel's line "there are people who love you", because I instantly thought "well, just Angel, really, and maybe Wes." And at a stretch, Fred. He needs hugs! Lots of hugs. :sniffs:

[ros-fod.livejournal.com]

I felt so bad for the poor woobie in Home, especially at Angel's line "there are people who love you", because I instantly thought "well, just Angel, really, and maybe Wes." And at a stretch, Fred. He needs hugs! Lots of hugs. :sniffs:

::rolls into little ball::

And you! And me, by GOD! We love him!

Ack, ack!

[octopedingenue]

I felt so bad for the poor woobie in Home, especially at Angel's line "there are people who love you", because I instantly thought "well, just Angel, really, and maybe Wes." And at a stretch, Fred. He needs hugs! Lots of hugs. :sniffs:

Oh, my girl Fred did love Connor, all right. She wouldn't have gotten so offended and taser-happy if she didn't. It's the betrayal, maaaan! It stuuuung!

[estepheia.livejournal.com]

(it's from the same line of episode guides as Hollywood Vampire, the guide to the first two seasons of Angel, which made a point of noting all the homoeroticism including the comment "Lindsey seems to be really struggling with his sexuality in this episode")
Keith Topping is the author of those guides and he's really amusing (and no I don't get royalties for recommending them).

[thisficklemob.livejournal.com]

Krycek kissing Mulder in The Red and the Black

Quite possibly the slashiest moment of television history.

No shit! And it was on last night. One thing I noticed, from the very first time I saw it? They speeded up the lean.

The lean? Yes, the "I'm about to kiss Mulder and he's gonna let me" lean. It's clearly speeded up film. I watched it a lot. And watched it on slow, in which case it was too slow, but... you know, in this digital age, someone should be able to take that clip and set the lean back to the natural speed. '

I always figured it was because if it went at a normal speed, it would look too slashy, and Mulder too willing.

caia

[ros-fod.livejournal.com]

You're telling me, that if I slow the lean down to normal speed, it would make Mulder look even *more* willing than he already does?

::runs::

[wickedprincess3.livejournal.com]

Julie Julie Julie, scewing with straight girls sexuality.
(Evette who has way more pics of Julie and Alyson on her hard drive than any straight girl ought to)

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

Oh, I hear you. In the same way that Lord of the Rings screws with the sexuality of straight boys. (after Fellowship was released, there were so many slightly worried posts on message boards saying "I'm straight but I think I'm in love with Legolas...")

[octopedingenue]

It's the arrows. We are all overWHELMed by the Massive Overloading Phallic Symbolism Power of the man-elf who can shoot a cave-troll in the head twice at point-black range in less than thirty seconds...

[writteninstars.livejournal.com]

(Evette who has way more pics of Julie and Alyson on her hard drive than any straight girl ought to)

I completely understand.

Crystal, who has way more pics of SMG, Emma and Eliza on her hard drive than any straight girl ought to. ;-)

[octopedingenue]

*pets Darla and puuuuuuurrrrrrrrs*

I concur with all your moments of lustiness, and it is too early in the morning for me to add my own. Except, of course, for the occasional Tara-moment that makes me want to run off into the Great Big Wilds of Gayland...


Oh! I have one!


- I never knew I had a neck fetish until Anonymous Alley Girl nibbled on Spike's neck in "Sleeper", Spike's eyes rolled all the way back into his head, and I nearly fell off my (6-feet-off-the-ground) bunkbed. Rrrrrrrawwwwwwrrrrr.

[mlyn.livejournal.com]

I never knew I had a neck fetish until Anonymous Alley Girl nibbled on Spike's neck in "Sleeper", Spike's eyes rolled all the way back into his head, and I nearly fell off my (6-feet-off-the-ground) bunkbed. Rrrrrrrawwwwwwrrrrr.

A-effin'-men to THAT. I knew I had a neck fetish before that scene, but that gave me a world of happy like no other vampire biting scene on the show has before.

I think it's mostly due to me wanting to make James make that face again.

[scarlettgirl.livejournal.com]

Wesley, any time he produces guns and shoots things in slo-mo (ironic that I was laughing at a gun-fetishist site one night, then an hour later saw a Wes-with-guns scene in something like Rain of Fire and had to be scraped off the ceiling

I light candles to that scene and worship it like a heathen. Slo-mo Wesley is the shit. Great list!

[zyre.livejournal.com]

*sniff* Xander and Riley were so in love.

Also...anyone in a hoody does it for me. I should write hoody fic. Guuuuh. Wes and Angel peeling them off of each other... *thunk*

[estepheia.livejournal.com]

The one epi that always sent sparks to my naughty bits is FFL - the tongue curling when Buffy manhandles him, and the "Give it me good, Buffy". *sigh*

[thisficklemob.livejournal.com]

Smashed doesn't make your sexy moments list? I felt so dirty after seeing that... in a good way. Or wait, this is the sexy people moments list.

Tabula Rasa?

A friend of mine laughed so hard when she saw the Vamp Willow and Xander torture Angel... and saw Xander ruuuun his hand up and down those prison bars. She was like, "Oh my god..." That's not even subtext anymore.

caia

[ros-fod.livejournal.com]

LOL. I'm always screaming (in pleasure, mind you) at the screen -

It's not subtext, if it's TEXT, Gentlemen!