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[doyle]

I'm browsing GAFF while writing bits of a ficathon entry (I don't know why I'm perfectly capable of doing plotless 1000-word things for any fandom but Doctor Who, where I'm beseiged by plot. Even if said plot doesn't amount to much more than "the Doctor, Jack and Rose have a picnic". Or in this case "Adam and Mickey get up to shenanigans while trying to get Adam's implant removed.") Anyway, where was I? Oh, GAFF. I found the thread Things You've Learned About Your Fandom Thanks to Badfic and loved this one in particular:

5. Dawn uses lube to have wild, crazy sex with Draco Malfoy in the back of a police car.

Telling me that such a fic exists and then not linking to it is the height of cruelty. Dawn/Ginny would be better but I'd settle for Dawn/Draco. I'm easy that way.

Comments

[hermionesviolin.livejournal.com]

*loves on Dawn* (who along with Tara is the biggest slut on my recs page in terms of number of partners, if we don't include Lilah fics like "Se7en" -- which I think actually only bring Lilah up to tying with them both at 12)

You tempt me to actually check out that thread by posting that item.

Have you read the crackfic (http://www.livejournal.com/users/wisdomeagle/533294.html) Ari wrote for me? It made me think of you.

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

Oooh! I hadn't seen it but I'm bookmarking to read at lunch tomorrow. Because Giles/River/McGonagall makes *perfect sense*.

[neverneverfic.livejournal.com]

dude if you find that fic you have to link it.

also, the most disturbing thing i found in that post was that Cats has a fandom, and Rumtumtugger (or however you spell it) is the slut of the tribe.

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

I know, I've been in online fandom of one sort or another for eight years and I was boggling at some of the fandoms on that thread. I had no idea there was Sonic the Hedgehog fic.

*sidles away to ff.net to look for a Lilo and Stitch section*

[that_mireille]

"Adam and Mickey get up to shenanigans while trying to get Adam's implant removed."

squeals quietly

[lafemmedarla]

I am beyond disturbed because Adam is also the name of the Beast so now I'm having Mickey Mouse/Beast visuals.

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

Dammit, I wish dirtywrong100 was still going. I wrote Beauty and the Beast comedy bestiality/necrophilia for that once, slashing the Beast with Mickey Mouse would have been fun...

[lafemmedarla]

You mean you wrote Beauty and the Beast comedy bestiality/necrophilia and never told me? I thought you loved me!

Seriously, we need it back. After that iucon ship mem, everyone needs to write Beast/Mickey. And David Bowie/Gerard Butler fic.

[that_mireille]

...oh, that's Wrong.

[lafemmedarla]

I know. I'm so going to Special Hell now.

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

It's so going to be late, apologies in advance. (Right now I have the first 1000 and last 1000 words and it's in serious need of a middle) But it's coming.

[that_mireille]

Late is not a problem. Late is *particularly* not a problem in this case, as (a) I know you'll deliver even if it's late, and (b) I don't have to worry about even potentially finding backup, since it's for me. *g*

[lafemmedarla]

You gotta link to it if you find it!

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

If I don't find it I'm damn well writing it.

[lafemmedarla]

You write and I'll love you forever. :D

[http://users.livejournal.com/_divya_/]

There's Oingo Boingo slash? ... Okay, there's officially a fandom for everything. ::goes back to reading thread::

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

There should be a 'find fic for the most obscure movie/book/show/whatever you can possibly think of' scavenger hunt.

[petzipellepingo.livejournal.com]

Reads list "my eyes, my eyes!" Goes off to bleach them out.

[lasultrix.livejournal.com]

I finished watching Castrovalva. Five has reached apotheosis. Five is perfection. Wheeee!

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

Oh, there are so many brilliant Five moments to come. You have to see Black Orchid where he wanders around in a silk dressing gown and plays cricket and talks about wanting to be a train driver when he was a little boy.