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[doyle]

I'm browsing GAFF while writing bits of a ficathon entry (I don't know why I'm perfectly capable of doing plotless 1000-word things for any fandom but Doctor Who, where I'm beseiged by plot. Even if said plot doesn't amount to much more than "the Doctor, Jack and Rose have a picnic". Or in this case "Adam and Mickey get up to shenanigans while trying to get Adam's implant removed.") Anyway, where was I? Oh, GAFF. I found the thread Things You've Learned About Your Fandom Thanks to Badfic and loved this one in particular:

5. Dawn uses lube to have wild, crazy sex with Draco Malfoy in the back of a police car.

Telling me that such a fic exists and then not linking to it is the height of cruelty. Dawn/Ginny would be better but I'd settle for Dawn/Draco. I'm easy that way.

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[hermionesviolin.livejournal.com]

*loves on Dawn* (who along with Tara is the biggest slut on my recs page in terms of number of partners, if we don't include Lilah fics like "Se7en" -- which I think actually only bring Lilah up to tying with them both at 12)

You tempt me to actually check out that thread by posting that item.

Have you read the crackfic (http://www.livejournal.com/users/wisdomeagle/533294.html) Ari wrote for me? It made me think of you.

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

Oooh! I hadn't seen it but I'm bookmarking to read at lunch tomorrow. Because Giles/River/McGonagall makes *perfect sense*.