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[doyle]

I'm browsing GAFF while writing bits of a ficathon entry (I don't know why I'm perfectly capable of doing plotless 1000-word things for any fandom but Doctor Who, where I'm beseiged by plot. Even if said plot doesn't amount to much more than "the Doctor, Jack and Rose have a picnic". Or in this case "Adam and Mickey get up to shenanigans while trying to get Adam's implant removed.") Anyway, where was I? Oh, GAFF. I found the thread Things You've Learned About Your Fandom Thanks to Badfic and loved this one in particular:

5. Dawn uses lube to have wild, crazy sex with Draco Malfoy in the back of a police car.

Telling me that such a fic exists and then not linking to it is the height of cruelty. Dawn/Ginny would be better but I'd settle for Dawn/Draco. I'm easy that way.

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[neverneverfic.livejournal.com]

dude if you find that fic you have to link it.

also, the most disturbing thing i found in that post was that Cats has a fandom, and Rumtumtugger (or however you spell it) is the slut of the tribe.

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

I know, I've been in online fandom of one sort or another for eight years and I was boggling at some of the fandoms on that thread. I had no idea there was Sonic the Hedgehog fic.

*sidles away to ff.net to look for a Lilo and Stitch section*