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I was planning on getting up, getting lunch and then writing fic, but this link has ensured I must stay helpless in bed for the next twenty or thirty years, rolling around in hysterical laughter. Notable lines from HP badfic, from the

daily_sporfle.

"Oh lord! Snape's a drunk!" Ginny cried!

"Omg.", Hermione thought out loud

Harry was amazed by his parents. They were diligent into keeping and expanding their knowledge even if they were dead.

"Alright! Spill it, who's Hogwarts Hottest? Top ten?" Voldemort said as he buttered a biscuit

Best Unintentional Euphemism
'On the way to "the Great hall" Harry and Ron rushed by hermonie, discussed about the ride on "the midnight bus".'

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"Omg.", Hermione thought out loud

My thoughts exactly. :)

Oh, yeah! Now I remember why I fled the mainstream HP fandom. XD

"Alright! Spill it, who's Hogwarts Hottest? Top ten?" Voldemort said as he buttered a biscuit

I Have to read that!

Read it? Hell, I want to write it!

"Well," Dumbledore said thoughtfully, reaching for the apricot jam, "young Mr. Malfoy has taken to wearing some very tight leather trousers, and the rumour in the staffroom has it he's part Veela."

"Malfoy; I remember a Malfoy." The Dark Lord's eyes took on a nostalgic gleam. "Lucious Malfoy..."

"Lucius, I believe..."

"Backside you could bounce galleons off and a wand the size of a..."

Albus coughed discreetly and adjusted his spectacles. "Pass the sugar."

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I've committed HP badfic. I feel dirty now.

Did you ever know that you're my hero? *g*

Bwah! And that is so NOT badfic! Hysterical, random and surreal, but completely enjoyable in a way that is not at all appalling or horrific.

Of course, my tastes may be a little twisted...

I feel dirty now.

Yes, but in such a good way...

More! More!!

*rotflmao*

The exact title escapes me just now, but do a ff.net search for titles containing the phrase "starlight butterfly" and it should come up. It is an absolute classic. Just don't post any nasty reviews, as a few of my favourites have been lost due to people posting mean reviews and the author taking the story down.

Have you ever seen the

babb_chronicles? Every Friday she puts up a load of utterly hysterical badfic quotes. I'm regularly sick from laughter.

Why was Snape putting butter on a biscuit? *Is confused*

For the good eating! I hate butter but I remember eating buttered Rich Tea biscuits when I was a kid.

That's got to be a strange cultural difference, or maybe I'm just weird, because it sounds horribly unappealing to me. :-P

perhaps he was suddenly american. not that that would ever happen in hp badfic. hee.

"Alright! Spill it, who's Hogwarts Hottest? Top ten?" Voldemort said as he buttered a biscuit

Is it wrong that I'm intrigued and kind of want to read this?

i think i have read it. "omg." chris thought out loud. :D

If that's the fic I'm thinking of, it was on

pottersues and won a Golden Bubotuber for "Most OOC Characterization."

I am not asking for the link. I am not asking for the link. I am not asking for the link... um... link please?

I hope you appreciate the trauma I had to go through to find this link . . .

pottersues doesn't put the Golden Bubotuber results in the memories, so I had to trawl the memories some. ;-)

http://www.livejournal.com/users/pottersues/160590.html

The fic itself is still online. Forty chapters of PAIN.

I'm not sure I can exactly thank you for that, but it was pretty hilarious and now I want to go hide under my bed forever and ever. Yikes!

"Omg.", Hermione thought out loud

*Stabs out eyes with a blunt sewing needle*

I hope the writer is American, because then my thoughts on moving to Canada have been solidified.

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