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[doyle]

I was planning on getting up, getting lunch and then writing fic, but this link has ensured I must stay helpless in bed for the next twenty or thirty years, rolling around in hysterical laughter. Notable lines from HP badfic, from the daily_sporfle.

"Oh lord! Snape's a drunk!" Ginny cried!

"Omg.", Hermione thought out loud

Harry was amazed by his parents. They were diligent into keeping and expanding their knowledge even if they were dead.

"Alright! Spill it, who's Hogwarts Hottest? Top ten?" Voldemort said as he buttered a biscuit

Best Unintentional Euphemism
'On the way to "the Great hall" Harry and Ron rushed by hermonie, discussed about the ride on "the midnight bus".'

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[sparky77.livejournal.com]

"Alright! Spill it, who's Hogwarts Hottest? Top ten?" Voldemort said as he buttered a biscuit


Is it wrong that I'm intrigued and kind of want to read this?

[leylines.livejournal.com]

i think i have read it. "omg." chris thought out loud. :D

[janeway216.livejournal.com]

If that's the fic I'm thinking of, it was on pottersues and won a Golden Bubotuber for "Most OOC Characterization."

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

I am not asking for the link. I am not asking for the link. I am not asking for the link... um... link please?

[janeway216.livejournal.com]

I hope you appreciate the trauma I had to go through to find this link . . . pottersues doesn't put the Golden Bubotuber results in the memories, so I had to trawl the memories some. ;-)

http://www.livejournal.com/users/pottersues/160590.html

The fic itself is still online. Forty chapters of PAIN.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure I can exactly thank you for that, but it was pretty hilarious and now I want to go hide under my bed forever and ever. Yikes!