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[doyle]

I was planning on getting up, getting lunch and then writing fic, but this link has ensured I must stay helpless in bed for the next twenty or thirty years, rolling around in hysterical laughter. Notable lines from HP badfic, from the daily_sporfle.

"Oh lord! Snape's a drunk!" Ginny cried!

"Omg.", Hermione thought out loud

Harry was amazed by his parents. They were diligent into keeping and expanding their knowledge even if they were dead.

"Alright! Spill it, who's Hogwarts Hottest? Top ten?" Voldemort said as he buttered a biscuit

Best Unintentional Euphemism
'On the way to "the Great hall" Harry and Ron rushed by hermonie, discussed about the ride on "the midnight bus".'

Comments

[scanky-chops.livejournal.com]

"Omg.", Hermione thought out loud

My thoughts exactly. :)

[cornfields.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah! Now I remember why I fled the mainstream HP fandom. XD

[netgirl-y2k.livejournal.com]

"Alright! Spill it, who's Hogwarts Hottest? Top ten?" Voldemort said as he buttered a biscuit

I Have to read that!

[nymphgalatea.livejournal.com]

Have you ever seen the babb_chronicles? Every Friday she puts up a load of utterly hysterical badfic quotes. I'm regularly sick from laughter.

[wesleysgirl.livejournal.com]

Why was Snape putting butter on a biscuit? *Is confused*

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

"Alright! Spill it, who's Hogwarts Hottest? Top ten?" Voldemort said as he buttered a biscuit


Is it wrong that I'm intrigued and kind of want to read this?

[mlyn.livejournal.com]

"Omg.", Hermione thought out loud

*Stabs out eyes with a blunt sewing needle*

I hope the writer is American, because then my thoughts on moving to Canada have been solidified.