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[doyle]

I was planning on getting up, getting lunch and then writing fic, but this link has ensured I must stay helpless in bed for the next twenty or thirty years, rolling around in hysterical laughter. Notable lines from HP badfic, from the daily_sporfle.

"Oh lord! Snape's a drunk!" Ginny cried!

"Omg.", Hermione thought out loud

Harry was amazed by his parents. They were diligent into keeping and expanding their knowledge even if they were dead.

"Alright! Spill it, who's Hogwarts Hottest? Top ten?" Voldemort said as he buttered a biscuit

Best Unintentional Euphemism
'On the way to "the Great hall" Harry and Ron rushed by hermonie, discussed about the ride on "the midnight bus".'

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[netgirl-y2k.livejournal.com]

"Alright! Spill it, who's Hogwarts Hottest? Top ten?" Voldemort said as he buttered a biscuit

I Have to read that!

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

Read it? Hell, I want to write it!

"Well," Dumbledore said thoughtfully, reaching for the apricot jam, "young Mr. Malfoy has taken to wearing some very tight leather trousers, and the rumour in the staffroom has it he's part Veela."

"Malfoy; I remember a Malfoy." The Dark Lord's eyes took on a nostalgic gleam. "Lucious Malfoy..."

"Lucius, I believe..."

"Backside you could bounce galleons off and a wand the size of a..."

Albus coughed discreetly and adjusted his spectacles. "Pass the sugar."

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I've committed HP badfic. I feel dirty now.

[greensilver.livejournal.com]

Did you ever know that you're my hero? *g*

[thenyxie.livejournal.com]

Bwah! And that is so NOT badfic! Hysterical, random and surreal, but completely enjoyable in a way that is not at all appalling or horrific.

Of course, my tastes may be a little twisted...

[netgirl-y2k.livejournal.com]

I feel dirty now.

Yes, but in such a good way...

[owl]

More! More!!

*rotflmao*

[daily-sporfle.livejournal.com]

The exact title escapes me just now, but do a ff.net search for titles containing the phrase "starlight butterfly" and it should come up. It is an absolute classic. Just don't post any nasty reviews, as a few of my favourites have been lost due to people posting mean reviews and the author taking the story down.