Wedding silliness

[doyle]

I should be betaing My So-Called Life for emony or writing my drabble for sunday100 or even :gasp: doing some work for university, but instead I'm planning my fictional mass wedding. Don't blame me. Emony started it.

In the highly unlikely (but given given my understanding of quantum probability, not impossible) event of me being transported into the Jossverse and getting to marry Spike, Angel and Wesley (yes, I'm allowed three husbands), I want my wedding to be in Vegas. With Caleb performing the ceremony. emony can be my bridesmaid, since marymac will be too busy with her two luvahs, Hugh Jackman and Orlando Bloom. connorbeast can give me away, if he can drag his ass away from Connor for five seconds. I think my dress is going to be black leather. Xander and Andrew can be my witnesses, so long as they make out a lot and I can watch. The First Evil can provide the entertainment at the reception, morphing into the form of Frank Sinatra and the like.

Today I have been mostly regressing to the age of 12...

Comments

[owl]

Trying to visualise it...got lost at the black leather wedding dress...

[emony.livejournal.com]

Don't blame me. Emony started it.

Who, me? *big, innocent eyes*

given given my understanding of quantum probability, not impossible

Nothing is impossible. Only highly improbably.

emony can be my bridesmaid

Aaw :) Can I seduce Caleb after the ceremony? And maybe Giles too. And Gunn. And maybe Anya, and Willow, and Dawn ... I should stop now before I create a bad impression ... *goes away to polish halo*

my dress is going to be black leather .. The First Evil can provide the entertainment at the reception

Hee :) This sounds like a v fun wedding *eg*

[marymac.livejournal.com]

I only get two?...

[ros-fod.livejournal.com]

More details of this fantastic wedding extravaganza! Are Spike, Angel and Wesley nekkid?

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

Are Spike, Angel and Wesley nekkid?

Of course not. They're wearing ties.

:blinks innocently:

[octopedingenue]

Today I have been mostly regressing to the age of 12...

Eeeeeeewwwwwww. Child bride. *shudder*

I won't force you to make me a bridesmaid, but could I be at least one of the grooms' Last Fling?

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

Hell, take two of them. And take pictures...

[girlwithjournal.livejournal.com]

Um, I'm invited to this, right? I promise not to make a move on at least one of the grooms.

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

Hm, Kawcrow has called being the last fling of one of the grooms, so you can have one too!

[girlwithjournal.livejournal.com]

So it's up to Kawcrow and me to fight over who gets who, eh?

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Spike is mine, bitch!