Wedding silliness
Apr. 28th, 2003 01:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
doyleI should be betaing My So-Called Life for ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
emony or writing my drabble for ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
sunday100 or even :gasp: doing some work for university, but instead I'm planning my fictional mass wedding. Don't blame me. Emony started it.
In the highly unlikely (but given given my understanding of quantum probability, not impossible) event of me being transported into the Jossverse and getting to marry Spike, Angel and Wesley (yes, I'm allowed three husbands), I want my wedding to be in Vegas. With Caleb performing the ceremony.emony can be my bridesmaid, since marymac will be too busy with her two luvahs, Hugh Jackman and Orlando Bloom. connorbeast can give me away, if he can drag his ass away from Connor for five seconds. I think my dress is going to be black leather. Xander and Andrew can be my witnesses, so long as they make out a lot and I can watch. The First Evil can provide the entertainment at the reception, morphing into the form of Frank Sinatra and the like.
Today I have been mostly regressing to the age of 12...
emony or writing my drabble for sunday100 or even :gasp: doing some work for university, but instead I'm planning my fictional mass wedding. Don't blame me. Emony started it.In the highly unlikely (but given given my understanding of quantum probability, not impossible) event of me being transported into the Jossverse and getting to marry Spike, Angel and Wesley (yes, I'm allowed three husbands), I want my wedding to be in Vegas. With Caleb performing the ceremony.
emony can be my bridesmaid, since marymac will be too busy with her two luvahs, Hugh Jackman and Orlando Bloom. connorbeast can give me away, if he can drag his ass away from Connor for five seconds. I think my dress is going to be black leather. Xander and Andrew can be my witnesses, so long as they make out a lot and I can watch. The First Evil can provide the entertainment at the reception, morphing into the form of Frank Sinatra and the like.Today I have been mostly regressing to the age of 12...
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on 2003-04-28 06:11 am (UTC)no subject
on 2003-04-28 06:36 am (UTC)Who, me? *big, innocent eyes*
given given my understanding of quantum probability, not impossible
Nothing is impossible. Only highly improbably.
emony can be my bridesmaid
Aaw :) Can I seduce Caleb after the ceremony? And maybe Giles too. And Gunn. And maybe Anya, and Willow, and Dawn ... I should stop now before I create a bad impression ... *goes away to polish halo*
my dress is going to be black leather .. The First Evil can provide the entertainment at the reception
Hee :) This sounds like a v fun wedding *eg*
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on 2003-04-28 07:10 am (UTC)no subject
on 2003-04-28 07:39 am (UTC)no subject
on 2003-04-28 12:05 pm (UTC)Of course not. They're wearing ties.
:blinks innocently:
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on 2003-04-28 07:49 am (UTC)Eeeeeeewwwwwww. Child bride. *shudder*
I won't force you to make me a bridesmaid, but could I be at least one of the grooms' Last Fling?
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on 2003-04-28 12:12 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2003-04-28 08:41 am (UTC)no subject
on 2003-04-28 12:06 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2003-04-28 06:33 pm (UTC)...
Spike is mine, bitch!