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[doyle]

Dear NTL,
I hate you all. Except Steve in tech support who finally, finally fixed my connection after my sixth phone call.
No love except on opposite day,
Me

DEAR FANBRATS STOP NEXT TIME SEE CROSSPOSTED PLEA TO VOTE FOR DAVID TENNANT IN THAT HELLO POLL WILL VOTE ORLANDO BLOOM OUT OF SHEER FRUSTRATION STOP PLEASE PLEASE STOP

Dear everyone else,
I've missed you! (Apart from the ones I saw in meatspace at Mecon this weekend, of course. So close to glory in the pub-quiz, before several crappy general knowledge rounds snatched it away. Sniff.) I will never catch up. I feel so disconnected, especially since who_daily, previously my lifeline, hasn't been done in a few weeks.

ETA: I don't suppose anybody's written a DW/Buffy crossover with Sarah Jane/Giles, have they? Just... would be so awesome.

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[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

I bet that David and Orlando are both out there someone refreshing the poll every two minutes, weeping and considering throwing this whole acting thing in in favour of becoming landscape gardeners every time they go down a point. "If only," they think, "if only we had an army of fangirls to vote for us! We would be so grateful we would invite them around for tea and possibly perform some sort of oral sex act Because we'd know each and every one. Celebrities are magic that way."

Or possibly not.

[lily-268.livejournal.com]

Oooh, let's join forces and vote for Orlando. Then maybe we can hire David to cut our lawn and come out every two minutes in cocktail dresses from the fifties and pitchers or lemonade to quench his thirst. Then we can giggle when he says things like "You've got a grub infestation" and "I'm finished with the Roses" in his Scottish accent. Because he can make even the dirtiest of grubs sound hot....waitasecond, am I fangirling? *slaps self* I solemly swear I am up to--I mean....ummm, I will judge people on their talent as an actor, not the freckles on their face. *nods*

P.S. Marry me?