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[doyle]

Dear NTL,
I hate you all. Except Steve in tech support who finally, finally fixed my connection after my sixth phone call.
No love except on opposite day,
Me

DEAR FANBRATS STOP NEXT TIME SEE CROSSPOSTED PLEA TO VOTE FOR DAVID TENNANT IN THAT HELLO POLL WILL VOTE ORLANDO BLOOM OUT OF SHEER FRUSTRATION STOP PLEASE PLEASE STOP

Dear everyone else,
I've missed you! (Apart from the ones I saw in meatspace at Mecon this weekend, of course. So close to glory in the pub-quiz, before several crappy general knowledge rounds snatched it away. Sniff.) I will never catch up. I feel so disconnected, especially since who_daily, previously my lifeline, hasn't been done in a few weeks.

ETA: I don't suppose anybody's written a DW/Buffy crossover with Sarah Jane/Giles, have they? Just... would be so awesome.

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[ladyvivien.livejournal.com]

I had vague thoughts concerning the new slayers, the revamped Watchers Council and Torchwood....but Sarah/Giles would be kinda cool. Because they both get left behind by people they love. And. Um. They're both pretty? That's really all I have. I haven't seen it done, but it would be pretty fucking cool. And YES, I will stab those gorram fangirls one of these days. I'm sorry, will the world come crashing to a bloody, firey apocalpse if *gasp* Orlando Bloom is voted Teh Prettiest? And it's Hello magazine. Hardly the bastion of all knowledge everywhere.

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

If David Tennant wins he loses a kidney! And Orlando will have three! FOR TRUE!

[ladyvivien.livejournal.com]

You can survive with one kidney, Tennant should stop being such a fucking wuss. Not sure what it would mean for Orlando, though. Maybe is blood would be really, really pure? Um, I'm going to stop making odd medical jokes now.

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

He could stuff it like a beanbag and use it to play games with? And ring David Tennant to say "I am carrying your kidney around on my head just for fun and also because your fangirls suck." And David would cry and cry.

[ladyvivien.livejournal.com]

ok, if Orlando wins, you need to have an icon that reads 'has David Tennant's kidney'. David would cry because he is a big wussy girl with only one kidney. {And now I wish I'd kept that 'Wicked' icon with the lyric that read 'Think of it as personality dialysis on it'}