Ding *dong*!

[doyle]

"He is a bit of a Leslie Philips-type"...

The Adult Channel is showing the adventures of Doctor Screw, his blonde young companion Holly and his arch-nemesis, the Mistress.

From their site:
See how sexy this series is going to be. Time travel, aliens and lots and lots of shagging. Oh yes.

I sort of love these people.

Comments

[digitalmeowmix2.livejournal.com]

hee! doctor porn!

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

I assume it hasn't aired yet because I can't find a torrent of it anywhere. *sulks*

[taleya.livejournal.com]

SHAGGING HIS WAY THROUGH TIME

Funny, I thought that was our Doctor :D

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

I maintain that his hobby is shagging historical figures. Like autograph collecting. Only porny.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

And collecting trophies. Like articles of clothing. (Second was terrible for this, especially lacy women's underwear, and he roped Jamie in as an assistant on more than one occasion)

This is the TRUE explanation behind the TARDIS wardrobe.

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

It makes so much sense now! Though I have to wonder how (or rather from whom) he aquired that Hogwarts scarf...

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Ah man, I am not going to get into a HP shipper who debate...HP shippers are fucking batshit insane. They make Tom Cruise the placenta chomping maniac look normal!

[m-butterfly.livejournal.com]

It's a funny story, the Doctor's Hogwarts scarf. It's a funny story because at first it doesn't look like a funny story--someone just knitted it for him. But he felt there was something wrong with that--the person wasn't really a Hogwarts scarf kind of knitter--so they investigated and found that in the far future, an even more batshit evolution of the Harmonians attempted to hack God in order to make Harry/Hermione a reality. This naturally didn't work so well, but the attempt did cause a bizarre forward and back shift in the timestream that means everyone who took or takes up knitting in a time period after the release of the books inevitably makes at least one Hogwarts scarf, even if they otherwise had no intentions to do so.

"Imaging... all those people... and all those scarves...."
"Could have been worse. Could have been mittens."

And that's the totally true story of The Scarf.

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

:O Nooo! Someone warn God! *loves the you*

[violetisblue.livejournal.com]

Wait, you mean this isn't the real show? (I eagerly await the mid-season appearance of Captain Jackoff.)

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

Bwah!

I could see Jack pitching a show like this, actually *g*

[cupcakery.livejournal.com]

I think I kindof love them too. This is almost better than the Dalek porn video that was on eBay!

[larakailyn.livejournal.com]

OMG, that has to be the best porn rip-off we've ever seen.

Steve wants to move back to England now. He also wants to know when the spin-off "Torch woody" is going to air.

[sir-didymus.livejournal.com]

This is the best thing that could ever be.

[shebit.livejournal.com]

So it's exactly what we want New Who to be, then? *g*

You gotta love the title.

And will Doctor Screw have a tasty pansexual boy sidekick?