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[doyle]

In honour of the Adherents of the Repeated Meme - to be seen on Doctor Who, sci-fi channel, this very evening - a meme.

Tell me the title of a story I haven't written, details optional, and I'll come up with a summary or synopsis.

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[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

'Rose Tyler and the Cock of Rassilon'

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

Rose makes genuine Gallifreyan chicken soup from an old recipe book she finds lying around. Fuck knows why. She's probably got her period again.

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

Rose is so nifty!

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

*clings to Rose*

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

Meanwhile, the Doctor remembers part of his Mysterious Past: he had another life in Gallifrey's Old Time, when he, Rassilon and Omega hosted a weekly competitive cookery show, challenging contestants to make a delicious meal from whatever Rassilon could round up in the Time Scoop. Overcome with guilt at the fate of a group of poor chickens snatched from Earth, the Doctor goes all emo. Then he remembers that he blew up Gallifrey and those clips are never going to show up on It'll Be Alright On the Night and he feels better.