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[doyle]

In honour of the Adherents of the Repeated Meme - to be seen on Doctor Who, sci-fi channel, this very evening - a meme.

Tell me the title of a story I haven't written, details optional, and I'll come up with a summary or synopsis.

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[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

Tired with her old 'do, Rose insists on visiting Zanzibarbara Prime, centre of the only known solar system in the galaxy to have elevated hairdressing to the very centre of their art, science and religion. As she's whisked away to one of the temples to have her haircut (or in the local parlance, communion with the great Zanzi) the Doctor has a look around. He explores the Great Library (full of old gossip and beauty magazines), visits Offcuts Mountain ('The Hairiest Place on Earth' (TM)) and is about to go and pick Rose up when he notices something odd: a woman with bad hair. Well, that wuoldn't be odd at all, except she's coming *out* of the temple, and any Zanzibarbarian would throw themselves on their own scissors before they'd allow someone to leave their planet with bad hair...

Suddenyl the Doctor realises that her hair's a wig, and the wig's concealing a bomb! He yells for everyone to get down and he leaps towards the woman but he's too late, and a blast of hairspray overpowers the crowd. The Doctor slumps to the ground, unconscious... [end of part one, OOooeeeoooo, trailer for next week]

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