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doyleI just saw the Smallville season 5 promos. Well, I saw them on my flist this morning but I assumed they were fan-made mockups. Apparently they're the real thing. Uh... huh. So this year they're just going all out on the slash, eh? All three of these made my brain spin round and round and make little fizzy noises.
Good Sex, Bad Lex (This was where I blinked a lot, shut down the site and reopened just to be sure I'd read that right. Threesome fun! Also, the slash has to be deliberate. Has to be. The fact that Clark is naked and Lex is looking at him rather than Lana, with that tagline...)
Life is just beginning (this seriously looks like A Very Special Episode of Smallville, where Clark comes out to his parents and Bo has the heart attack that finally takes him to the big cowshed in the sky. *pictures Bo and Jor-El coexisting in tense silence for a few millennia before Jor-El mutters 'I wanted to send him to that Amazon warrior-planet but no, Lara had to have Earth...')
He's not the only one on earth. Damn, teh Marsters looks pretty good. This episode is all about how Clark is Not Alone because one of his lecturers is a big gay alien too and they have the sex and then Lex is all 'woes' and Clark is all 'yay' and Fine is all 'ha, my boyfriend's 18 and looks like an underwear model, I am awesome'.
Good Sex, Bad Lex (This was where I blinked a lot, shut down the site and reopened just to be sure I'd read that right. Threesome fun! Also, the slash has to be deliberate. Has to be. The fact that Clark is naked and Lex is looking at him rather than Lana, with that tagline...)
Life is just beginning (this seriously looks like A Very Special Episode of Smallville, where Clark comes out to his parents and Bo has the heart attack that finally takes him to the big cowshed in the sky. *pictures Bo and Jor-El coexisting in tense silence for a few millennia before Jor-El mutters 'I wanted to send him to that Amazon warrior-planet but no, Lara had to have Earth...')
He's not the only one on earth. Damn, teh Marsters looks pretty good. This episode is all about how Clark is Not Alone because one of his lecturers is a big gay alien too and they have the sex and then Lex is all 'woes' and Clark is all 'yay' and Fine is all 'ha, my boyfriend's 18 and looks like an underwear model, I am awesome'.
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on 2005-08-31 12:55 pm (UTC)I'd like to pose the theory that stubble = gay sex.
In the pic including Lana, Clark is clean-shaven, but in the Lex/Clark and the Fine/Clark pics, he's sporting the morning-after stubble of "boy, was I drunk last night..."
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on 2005-08-31 12:58 pm (UTC)and then Lex is all 'woes' and Clark is all 'yay' and Fine is all 'ha, my boyfriend's 18 and looks like an underwear model, I am awesome'
If that is not the plot of that episode, I will *cry.*
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on 2005-08-31 01:06 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2005-08-31 01:11 pm (UTC)And the promos make me giggle.
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on 2005-08-31 01:42 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2005-08-31 02:01 pm (UTC)Dang It
on 2005-08-31 02:13 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2005-08-31 02:13 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2005-08-31 07:25 pm (UTC)::boggles::
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on 2005-08-31 09:04 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2005-08-31 10:43 pm (UTC)o_O
O_O
So, did they hire one of the Clex lot to do these?
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on 2005-09-01 02:04 pm (UTC)Do Lana and Clark actually get it on this season, supposedly?
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on 2005-09-01 05:17 pm (UTC)And ... a guh.
Hee hee
Thank you so much!
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