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[doyle]

I just saw the Smallville season 5 promos. Well, I saw them on my flist this morning but I assumed they were fan-made mockups. Apparently they're the real thing. Uh... huh. So this year they're just going all out on the slash, eh? All three of these made my brain spin round and round and make little fizzy noises.


Good Sex, Bad Lex (This was where I blinked a lot, shut down the site and reopened just to be sure I'd read that right. Threesome fun! Also, the slash has to be deliberate. Has to be. The fact that Clark is naked and Lex is looking at him rather than Lana, with that tagline...)

Life is just beginning (this seriously looks like A Very Special Episode of Smallville, where Clark comes out to his parents and Bo has the heart attack that finally takes him to the big cowshed in the sky. *pictures Bo and Jor-El coexisting in tense silence for a few millennia before Jor-El mutters 'I wanted to send him to that Amazon warrior-planet but no, Lara had to have Earth...')

He's not the only one on earth. Damn, teh Marsters looks pretty good. This episode is all about how Clark is Not Alone because one of his lecturers is a big gay alien too and they have the sex and then Lex is all 'woes' and Clark is all 'yay' and Fine is all 'ha, my boyfriend's 18 and looks like an underwear model, I am awesome'.

Comments

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

Hee!

I'd like to pose the theory that stubble = gay sex.

In the pic including Lana, Clark is clean-shaven, but in the Lex/Clark and the Fine/Clark pics, he's sporting the morning-after stubble of "boy, was I drunk last night..."

[that_mireille]

and then Lex is all 'woes' and Clark is all 'yay' and Fine is all 'ha, my boyfriend's 18 and looks like an underwear model, I am awesome'

If that is not the plot of that episode, I will *cry.*

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

If you read between the lines, that's pretty much the plot of every episode.

[shadowlongknife.livejournal.com]

CAN NOT STOP WITH THE LAUGHING. OW.

[that_mireille]

I pretty much stopped watching because Lana inspires me to blind stabbing rage. *g*

Though I do own the first three seasons on DVD, and will probably buy the fourth. I can fast-forward past Lana before I hurt someone.

[monanotlisa.livejournal.com]

Tom Welling's so beautiful it's just not *right*.

And the promos make me giggle.

[swmbo.livejournal.com]

HEE! I want to see your episodes, yes please, sign me up.

[fishsanwitt]

Your version of the episodes sound *great*! I could not stop laughing :)

Dang It

[kimberlyfdr.livejournal.com]

Why oh why do my boys end up on Smallville and make me have to watch? WHY? Sigh, oh well...the gay sex is enough to draw me in;) Seriously, first instant I watched a scene of Smallville, the slash was screaming at me. Blatent slash, gotta love it.

[lynnenne]

Can we get you on the Smallville writing staff?

[minim_calibre]

o.O

::boggles::

[timeofchange.livejournal.com]

Oh, god how I love the grey temples!

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

O_o

o_O

O_O

So, did they hire one of the Clex lot to do these?

[septembergrrl.livejournal.com]

Welling looks good in those posters, and they're very slashy indeed.

Do Lana and Clark actually get it on this season, supposedly?

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

I'm not up on spoilers but isn't one of the big DC mandates that Clark must remain a virgin until he's married? (When the promos for the episode last year where Red!Clark gets married in Vegas made me go "they're getting around the has-to-be-married thing that way? My God, that's actually pretty clever..")

I could be totally wrong about that, though.

[septembergrrl.livejournal.com]

If you scroll most of the way to the bottom of this spoiler page (http://www.kryptonsite.com/smallvillespoilers.htm), linked from the poster site, it says "Clark and Lana finally surrender to their long unrequited love and consummate their relationship after declaring their love for each other" in a section coming from the WB. So either DC relented, or they decided that Clark having been married made it okay for him to have sex, even though the marriage was annulled.

I cannot believe I cared enough to look this up.

[sunlit5.livejournal.com]

Oh thank you.


And ... a guh.


Hee hee


Thank you so much!


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