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[doyle]

The internet on my laptop's finally fixed. *clings to flist*

In the absence of anything interesting happening to me - I've just been watching old school Who and writing ficathon entries at a painfully slow rate, even for me - I meme.

From all over: ask me for my top five anything.

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[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

1. But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. It's mine! You can't have any! And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem... but who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. So, who wants me?
2. So there I was, in the clinic, drunk, so I opened the drawer, closed my eyes, grabbed the first syringe I could find...
3. Well, let's go further outside the box. Let's say the angio revealed a clot, and let's say we treated that clot, and now she's all better, and personally thanked me by performing -
4. "Well, as long as you're trying to be good, you can do whatever you want." "And as long as you're not trying, you can say whatever you want."
"So between us we can do anything. We can rule the world!"
5. Perseverance does not equal worthiness. Next time you want to get my attention, wear something fun. Low-riding jeans are hot.

(Honorary mention to "we like House!" "We have Stockholm Syndrome" and the "hell, I'll grope Chase's ass too" conversation)

[septembergrrl.livejournal.com]

Doyle, I think you just convinced me to watch the show.