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[doyle]

I flipped through Nancy Holder's new Buffy novel, Queen of the Slayers, in Waterstones today. I must own this book, and none of youse bitches can stop me, dammit.

Just in case anyone's wary of being spoiled:


There's some plot, but who cares. The main thing, the bit that I'd heard about but had to read for myself, is the part where Buffy holds hands with Spike and Angel and a mystical white light surrounds them and their daughter is created.

Yeah.

She has Angel's eyes and Spike's smile. And is a kick-ass Slayer. And she saves the world.

It's like the best bad fanfic ever, and it's available in paperback for me to love and cherish forever. Seriously, this has everything. It says Buffy, Angel and Spike are 'soulmates'. Seconds away from a fiery death after a bus crash, Buffy is glad to be dying because she'll see Spike again, and speculates that the flames are baking her cookie dough. The very last scene has Buffy pregnant with Spike and Angel's mystical baby. Oh, and I think I spotted Willow getting back together with Oz on my skim-through, as well as Andrew/Immortal subtext, but that's all incidental to the magic Mary Sue baby of canon OT3ness.

And I also have to pick up that Revenge of the Sith novelization where Palpatine asks Anakin if he loves Obi-Wan Kenobi more than his wife and there's a paragraph devoted to Obi Wan looking at Anakin's ass. Seriously.

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