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[doyle]

Dear Hugh Laurie,

Please stop being Teh Sexx0r. It is most distracting.

Lustfully yours,
Doyle

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Dear Smallville writers,

Enclosed is a DVD of Eurotrip. Don't panic, you only have to watch the first ten minutes. I'll wait till you're done.

...Now, can you add a clause to Kristin Kreuk's contract that she has to wear micro-minis and french punk!Matt Damon? Because I would enjoy that as a progression of Lana's character.

Hoping for season 5,
Doyle

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Dear House writers,

Thank you for the House/Wilson/Cuddy "I've got the chest, you check out the ass" scene in Fidelity. Clearly this was put there just to make me happy. And I wasn't even in the fandom when it was aired, let alone realised these three were my OT3. Wow, you're good. Do you have a DeLorean?

Happily squeeful,
Doyle

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Dear John Z DeLorean,

I hear you died. That sucks. But thank you for letting me claim that something really cool came out of Belfast (lousy Titanic.)

Wondering what the Z stands for,
Doyle

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Dear Sawyer,

I still hate you.

Anon E. Mouse
PS: icon cartoon Sayid hates you too. He's just too polite to say so.

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ETA: What the hell *does* the Z stand for? Google is only telling me that Hugh Hefner's middle name is Marston, and while this is a fact I will enjoy knowing, it doesn't give me that elusive Z. And for some reason these is no www.middlenamesoffailedbusinesspeople.com.

Comments

[packmentality.livejournal.com]

Bwah! You should definately send the Smallville letter to the writers. It would make Lana's scenes so much less painful to watch.

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

*g* I don't mind the actress - especially in her few scenes of Eurotrip - I just get... irked by Lana, sometimes.

[viciouswishes.livejournal.com]

I dislike Sawyer as well. Whee!

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

I get why he gets the big fandom love, I just don't feel it. I'd much rather watch Sayid or Sun or Hurley, or the wacky adventures of Boone and Locke *g*.

[viciouswishes.livejournal.com]

Yes, the wacky adventures of Boone and Locke would be a great show. Especially when Walt attracts the polar bears.

[wickedprincess3.livejournal.com]

I don't like Sawyer either. Then again I've only sort of watched four episodes and the only characters I don't want to get eaten by bears are Charlie and Hurley

*hopes for BEARS*

also OMG House/Wilson/Cuddy OT3!11

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

The whole show should be about Charlie and Hurley on the beach after everybody else has been eaten by bears.

I'd watch it.

[slackerace.livejournal.com]

You were busy writing letters today, I see. I was much less productive.

John Zachary DeLorean

Check out his bio here: http://www.answers.com/topic/john-delorean

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

Ah-ha! I was guessing Zachariah. You rule at name-finding.

[thecount-ha.livejournal.com]

I was hoping Zebediah. A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man. It's a perfectly cromulent word.

[isagel.livejournal.com]

Oooh, I like the OT3 idea. I'm very fond of Cuddy, but I couldn't buy her as a love interest for either House or Wilson on the show. A threesome, though, purely as a sexual thing... Damn, that's appealing. I'll be over in my corner pondering it for a while. ;)

[lynnenne]

HAHAHAHA! You are funny and clever, and cartoon Sayid is the cutest thing ever.

[writingpathways.livejournal.com]

Did you know you can watch Sawyer get dusted by Angel by watching City Of...? If not. You do now. I swear. He's vampire number 3 to be staked, and the only one with lines ;-)... it happens in the teaser.

[m-butterfly.livejournal.com]

Aha. So there are other people interested in Wilson/House/Cuddy. *quietly makes a note*