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Mar. 22nd, 2005 11:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
doyleDear Hugh Laurie,
Please stop being Teh Sexx0r. It is most distracting.
Lustfully yours,
Doyle
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Dear Smallville writers,
Enclosed is a DVD of Eurotrip. Don't panic, you only have to watch the first ten minutes. I'll wait till you're done.
...Now, can you add a clause to Kristin Kreuk's contract that she has to wear micro-minis and french punk!Matt Damon? Because I would enjoy that as a progression of Lana's character.
Hoping for season 5,
Doyle
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Dear House writers,
Thank you for the House/Wilson/Cuddy "I've got the chest, you check out the ass" scene in Fidelity. Clearly this was put there just to make me happy. And I wasn't even in the fandom when it was aired, let alone realised these three were my OT3. Wow, you're good. Do you have a DeLorean?
Happily squeeful,
Doyle
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Dear John Z DeLorean,
I hear you died. That sucks. But thank you for letting me claim that something really cool came out of Belfast (lousy Titanic.)
Wondering what the Z stands for,
Doyle
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Dear Sawyer,
I still hate you.
Anon E. Mouse
PS: icon cartoon Sayid hates you too. He's just too polite to say so.
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ETA: What the hell *does* the Z stand for? Google is only telling me that Hugh Hefner's middle name is Marston, and while this is a fact I will enjoy knowing, it doesn't give me that elusive Z. And for some reason these is no www.middlenamesoffailedbusinesspeople.com.
Please stop being Teh Sexx0r. It is most distracting.
Lustfully yours,
Doyle
**
Dear Smallville writers,
Enclosed is a DVD of Eurotrip. Don't panic, you only have to watch the first ten minutes. I'll wait till you're done.
...Now, can you add a clause to Kristin Kreuk's contract that she has to wear micro-minis and french punk!Matt Damon? Because I would enjoy that as a progression of Lana's character.
Hoping for season 5,
Doyle
**
Dear House writers,
Thank you for the House/Wilson/Cuddy "I've got the chest, you check out the ass" scene in Fidelity. Clearly this was put there just to make me happy. And I wasn't even in the fandom when it was aired, let alone realised these three were my OT3. Wow, you're good. Do you have a DeLorean?
Happily squeeful,
Doyle
**
Dear John Z DeLorean,
I hear you died. That sucks. But thank you for letting me claim that something really cool came out of Belfast (lousy Titanic.)
Wondering what the Z stands for,
Doyle
**
Dear Sawyer,
I still hate you.
Anon E. Mouse
PS: icon cartoon Sayid hates you too. He's just too polite to say so.
**
ETA: What the hell *does* the Z stand for? Google is only telling me that Hugh Hefner's middle name is Marston, and while this is a fact I will enjoy knowing, it doesn't give me that elusive Z. And for some reason these is no www.middlenamesoffailedbusinesspeople.com.