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You find the best things on Fandom Wank. Harry Potter and the Search for a King.

Dudley told Harry to get on his knees and led him in a prayer to accept Jesus Christ into his heart.

When he finished, with tears streaming down his face, Harry Potter realized that something special had just happened to him. It was not a magic spell. It was not anything that he had ever experienced before in his life. He had such a peace about him. Deep inside, he knew that something was different. As he stood up, his hair flew to the side and his cousin gasped. "Harry, look at your scar!" Dudley cried out. Harry looked into the the mirror on Dudley's dresser and froze . The scar in the shape of a lightning bolt that he had received as a baby when Voldemort tired to kill him, had changed into a cross! Harry Potter had found the KING!

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Ooh, it got wanked? I have to see. And I can't believe that's actually *serious* -- especially with the author's note telling people to pray that J.K. Rowling would become a Christian. Snerk.

Sadly, it was just mentioned in a sidenote to the Calvin and Hobbes wank (it erupts every so often every time somebody shows the C&H community that picture of Calvin bowing to the cross)

There's a picture of Calvin bowing on the cross? Hang on, there's C&H wank? Where have I *been*?!

Hee. The C&H community is a massive hotbed of wank. Copyright infringement! Lego plagiarism!

*snort*

When I first read "Dudley told Harry to get on his knees," I was totally thinking about Harry coming to Jebus. Really.

Or Harry making Dudley come to Jesus?

*looks innocent*

Also, I think this icon of mine has never been more appropriate.

Isn't it funny. I couldn't decide whether to be more amused by the message or the fact that the fic was so bloody awful.

Heeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Thanks for linking to that. :)

Harry Potter had found the KING!

What is Elvis Presley doing in this story?

As long as it's not followed by Harry Potter Meets the King of Pop...

And I just had to fake a coughing fit to make it look like I'm not sniggering at my livejournal instead of working...

That was actually my first thought too! I need to go read this now, because I'm very excited to know that aliens have returned Elvis to us. Maybe he can sing at my brother-in-law's Vegas wedding in March!!

::laughs so hard tears stream down MY face::

MYCHRISTIANISPASTEDEONYAY.

So very wrong.

*dies*

Come to Jesus, Harry. Get on your knees for Jesus.

It's almost as good as Jesus Goes to Hogwarts.

"Satan is back, Jesus, and his name is Voldemort."

Classic.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

My good gravy! I didn't know I needed a laugh that badly until I read that! The very bottom bit just killed me when the author asked everyone to pray for J.K. Rowling to become Christian. I laughed so hard a little bit of pee came out!!

*giggles and snorts*

I likw your kitten! Is it a Scottish Fold or has it just funny ears?

Yep, it is. Cute, huh? The grey-striped ones are my all-time fave.

Oh, dear. ::giggles::

Because, you know, Dudley and family are such exemplary christians.

Heh heh! Thanks for that. I'd seen the wank but wasn't quite brave enough to read the story itself.

It greatly amuses me that somebody is trying to use HP to get 'the message' across when many christians in the bible belt seem to think that he's satan.

*giggles*

Wah! Why are there so many idiots in my religion?

*Giggles*
I wonder if this person even read the books? I mean that's just sad. And also the get down on your knees? I"m a bad hat for that image.

*dies from laughter*

This? Made my Monday infinitely more bearable. Bwahahaha. And I know I have a dirty mind for thinking "Dudley told Harry to get on his knees," was about a blow job. When will these people realize the jokes just write themselves?

I laughed my way through this story as it is so bad it makes it funnier. What will they think of next?

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