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doyleYou find the best things on Fandom Wank. Harry Potter and the Search for a King.
Dudley told Harry to get on his knees and led him in a prayer to accept Jesus Christ into his heart.
When he finished, with tears streaming down his face, Harry Potter realized that something special had just happened to him. It was not a magic spell. It was not anything that he had ever experienced before in his life. He had such a peace about him. Deep inside, he knew that something was different. As he stood up, his hair flew to the side and his cousin gasped. "Harry, look at your scar!" Dudley cried out. Harry looked into the the mirror on Dudley's dresser and froze . The scar in the shape of a lightning bolt that he had received as a baby when Voldemort tired to kill him, had changed into a cross! Harry Potter had found the KING!
Dudley told Harry to get on his knees and led him in a prayer to accept Jesus Christ into his heart.
When he finished, with tears streaming down his face, Harry Potter realized that something special had just happened to him. It was not a magic spell. It was not anything that he had ever experienced before in his life. He had such a peace about him. Deep inside, he knew that something was different. As he stood up, his hair flew to the side and his cousin gasped. "Harry, look at your scar!" Dudley cried out. Harry looked into the the mirror on Dudley's dresser and froze . The scar in the shape of a lightning bolt that he had received as a baby when Voldemort tired to kill him, had changed into a cross! Harry Potter had found the KING!
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on 2004-09-13 10:42 am (UTC)My good gravy! I didn't know I needed a laugh that badly until I read that! The very bottom bit just killed me when the author asked everyone to pray for J.K. Rowling to become Christian. I laughed so hard a little bit of pee came out!!
*giggles and snorts*
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on 2004-09-13 01:44 pm (UTC)no subject
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