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Jun. 19th, 2004 08:40 pmStolen from
girlfromsouth:
Give me 1000 comments in this entry. Or whatever, really. YOU, in particular, don't have to supply the whole 1000, but a tiny contribution would be nice. Then let me know if you post this in your journal and I'll return the favor.
Dudes, so this is your chance to spam me with anything! Pictures, lyrics, the word SPAM over and over. Feel free to tell me something about yourself, or screen your comments. Do whatever you want! It's all up to you.
Okay, so I realise 1000 is a tall number so just spam away and we'll see where we get up to. Please entertain me!
Entertain me while I tackle inability to make words come out right and try to get some of these ficathon entries done... You could tell me what strange pairings you're into, since I've been thinking lots about unconventional shipping today. Or anything. Go on.
Also contemplating a game of tag where the first person writes a drabble - 100 words or less - with a pairing and a word or requirement at the end, and the next person writes that one. Might try to instigate a game of that later tonight if the ficathoning goes badly.
ETA: Okay, the drabble tag's here, come and play.
Give me 1000 comments in this entry. Or whatever, really. YOU, in particular, don't have to supply the whole 1000, but a tiny contribution would be nice. Then let me know if you post this in your journal and I'll return the favor.
Dudes, so this is your chance to spam me with anything! Pictures, lyrics, the word SPAM over and over. Feel free to tell me something about yourself, or screen your comments. Do whatever you want! It's all up to you.
Okay, so I realise 1000 is a tall number so just spam away and we'll see where we get up to. Please entertain me!
Entertain me while I tackle inability to make words come out right and try to get some of these ficathon entries done... You could tell me what strange pairings you're into, since I've been thinking lots about unconventional shipping today. Or anything. Go on.
Also contemplating a game of tag where the first person writes a drabble - 100 words or less - with a pairing and a word or requirement at the end, and the next person writes that one. Might try to instigate a game of that later tonight if the ficathoning goes badly.
ETA: Okay, the drabble tag's here, come and play.
Good Morning! Are you guys still on it?
on 2004-06-20 12:20 am (UTC)For her it was being stuck in a tiny closet with a neutered vampire. Hiding from a hell god in high heels. Her life sucked.
Spike did his best to make it suck even more, with being so close. And so muscular. And his breath hitting a spot right behind her ear, sending shivers down her spine. Oh, and he smelled kinda nice. With the leather and the smoke.
“Tiny closet… ” Buffy thought; “Need to snuggle a little closer.”
No choice there…
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on 2004-06-20 05:32 am (UTC)There were raised voices, which meant they were arguing again. Wesley hesitated outside the office with a sense of dread; he wasn’t sure Wolfram and Hart was ready for another hotly wrangled debate. Unfortunately the file in his hand wouldn’t wait. Neither would the clients, and, frankly, Wesley was looking forward to hearing Angel’s opinion on the boy’s abilities.
Taking a deep breath, he pushed open the door, revealing the two vampires nose to nose and glaring. As one they turned towards him, and Wesley flinched. Here it came…
“Hey, Percy! Tell this ignorant bogtrotter why we’ve gotta have antidisestablishmentarianism.”
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on 2004-06-20 05:34 am (UTC)Re: Good Morning! Are you guys still on it?
on 2004-06-20 05:37 am (UTC)::bounce::
Go on, I dare you!
::smooch::
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on 2004-06-20 05:46 am (UTC)I'm not sure, but I think that might be cheating...
::heads to dictionary to look antidisestablishmentarianism up::
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on 2004-06-20 05:49 am (UTC)Re: Good Morning! Are you guys still on it?
on 2004-06-20 05:52 am (UTC)bogtrotter
::snorts::
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on 2004-06-20 05:53 am (UTC)Re: Good Morning! Are you guys still on it?
on 2004-06-20 06:16 am (UTC)I've never heard the term bogtrotter before, but we recently read By the Bog of Cats by Marina Carr, so at least I knew the term bog.
The word I still have to look up is antidisestablishmentarianism - well at least the political implications of disestablishmentarianism. Guh, LJ makes me smart...
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on 2004-06-20 06:19 am (UTC)Cultures clash, I've never heard of that one :-)
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on 2004-06-20 06:21 am (UTC)Re: Good Morning! Are you guys still on it?
on 2004-06-20 06:24 am (UTC)::slaps head::
Stupid me.
I will shut up now.
http://fashioncriminal.com/mudgirroyblu.html
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on 2004-06-20 05:54 am (UTC)Re: Good Morning! Are you guys still on it?
on 2004-06-20 05:55 am (UTC)Re: Good Morning! Are you guys still on it?
on 2004-06-20 06:36 am (UTC)“Antidisestablishmentarianism? Where on earth did you hear that word, Xander?” Giles whips off his glasses, polishing them furiously.
“It was in my history book. What does it mean, Mr. Library-guy?” just the sound of the Watcher’s voice as it went into full-scale lecture mode was enough to fuel his fantasies.
“It is the political philosophy opposing the separation of church and state. An example would be the American custom of keeping all religious studies out of the classroom. Is that all?” he sighs.
“Yup. That’s it. Thanks Giles.” Xander skips out of the library, “catch you on the flip-side!”
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on 2004-06-20 07:10 am (UTC)With a start, Buffy jerked awake. “Um, yeah?”
“Have you anything to contribute?”
“Flip-side, yeah well the flip-sides got their name for being argumentative from them always like, seeing the flip-side of everything?”
“Miss Rosenberg?”
“Um, well philippics got its name from a style of oration filled with acrimonious invective used by Demosthenes when he denounced Philip, King of Macedon. To philippize is to support the cause of Philip—to be on Philip’s side.”
Willow turned to Buffy and mouthed a sorry at her; then up went her hand again as the professor moved to, “Sophistry”.
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on 2004-06-20 07:45 am (UTC)„Soff – hey, that’s watcher-speak. No fair.”
“Which just shows that I am right. There is no way that I’m allowing this.. Not only are you a minor, you are also very immature at times and your intellectual capabilities, or the lack thereof …”
“Hey! That I understood. And I’m offended, I might add! Look, Giles, all I want is a flamethrower. Just a tiny, little one. And I will only flame baddies with it. Promised.”
“Just a minute ago you argued that they’re really handy for Banana Flambees! Or for killing bugs with it!”
“Bugs so are baddies. Killjoy!”
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on 2004-06-20 02:04 pm (UTC)"You do draw a salary for the working day, Cordelia, and I somehow doubt Angel would consider an afternoon at this new clothes store an efficient use of his employee's time."
"He might after he sees the new minidress I'm planning to buy."
"Cordelia."
"Hey, you might too!"
"I'm perfectly capable of appreciating your appearance in clothes bought after 5pm."
"I heard a girl was killed in that store the other day. I could investigate!"
"Really?"
"Sure! She suffered a mysterious strangulation."
"Really."
"Well... it might have been caused by a size 2 skirt on a size 8 waist."
First to last drabble tag (Dawn/Riley)
on 2004-06-20 09:51 pm (UTC)Dawn blinked in bewilderment. “What?!?”
Riley grinned in embarrassment. “That’s how tall you were the last time I saw you,” he explained. “You were so short—“
“I wasn’t that short,” Dawn muttered.
“You weren’t particularly tall,” Riley pointed out. “And I never dreamed you’d grow legs like that.”
“Oh. My. God. You’re hitting on me! Riley Finn, my sister’s ex-boyfriend… hitting on me.”
Riley blushed ferociously. “No!”
“Oh yes you are,” Dawn asserted. “It’s cool though. Skanky, but cool.”
“Cool?” he gasped out in relief.
“Yeah,” she assured him. “Kinda gives me hope for Spike.”
First Ever Drabble Attempt
on 2004-06-21 01:16 pm (UTC)“Yes” came the weary reply
“The Spike? As in ‘William the Bloody’ Spike?” the disbelieving voice asked again
“You know, you’re not normally this verbose.”
“Verbose?”
Xander sighed, “Ah, that’s better.” He then muttered “Too much time hanging ‘round Giles lately, giving me a vocabulary. Willow and Buffy are busy, so I get Giles-duty.” He sighed into the phone again “My rotten luck.”
“Are you seriously trying to tell me that Buffy slept with Spike?” Oz asked again, still disbelieving
“Christ on a bike, YES!” Xander took a deep breath “So, what’s up with you?”
“Teenage Mutant Ninja Werewolves”
werewolves
on 2004-06-22 01:21 pm (UTC)"Woah. And I have to like, what? Battle these dudes?"
"Well, you don’t have to have to. It’s not like the old days. There’s a whole bunch of us. But really, once you know about these things, they tend to pop up everywhere, so training is like, the path of the wise one."
"And you’re a slayer too?"
"Yeah, I’m Buffy, the Vampire Slayer, and you are?"
"Kind of freaked."