Gratuitous bitchy post

[doyle]

To my mother:

No, for the millionth and (I wish) last time, my weight does not bother me. It bothers you. These two things are vastly different.

Grr.

ETA: And anyway, I'm Festively Plump.

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[drewsilla.livejournal.com]

Mothers can be a bitch, can't they? I'm a "big" girl, too, and my mom always told me growing up that I needed to lose weight or I'd never get married or have babies or anything. No man likes a fat woman is what she told me.

Well, look at me now, Ma! Married with child and still plump. And my hubby likes me this way. Shows my skinny mom what-for!

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

Lol! I considered pointing out that I'm not lacking for male attention, but then she'll start fretting that I'm a big ho *g*