Scoobies Meme

[doyle]

Buffy: We probably wouldn't talk much... I might take her to anywhere that's all-you-can-eat. And then I'd ask her how she affords her leather jackets.

Xander: I'd give him a slideshow on canon hints that he's gay and aim him in Andrew's direction.

Willow: I'd get her to show me how to levitate a pencil or make a stuffed animal dance. And then I'd join harmonyfb in berating her for not knowing what Wicca is. I'd additionally tell her off for denying her nerd roots, because season 1/2 Willow=me.

Giles: the place in England where he was with Willow in Bargaining. I'd get over my slight fear of horses to go horseriding with him, because holy god he looks fine on a horse...

Spike: I'm thinking a play-by-play reenactment of anniesj's Nineteen Hours. And I'd muss up his hair, because I like the Bed Hair of Partial Redemption.

Anya: a male stripshow, where we could drink and ogle guys. And possibly make fun of them. Anya wouldn't want to give them any money, though. Then we'd rob a bank by flashing our boobs at the guards to distract them.

Andrew: Take him guy-spotting at the mall, where we make snarky sexual innuendos with plenty of geek references thrown in. Then back to my house for pizza and DVDs. (I realise I just described just about every day I'm with connorbeast...)

Dawn: Disneyland. We can go on a bunch of rides and eat junk till we're sick. Dawn needs more fun.

Angel: Hanging out in his office in Wolfram and Hart, watching gay porn on that bigscreen TV. And his lackeys would bring us snacks (blood for him, Ben & Jerrys for me). Angel would have to wear the black hoodie of lustfullness. And I would do my darnedest to make him perfectly happy.

Wesley: :wibble: ooh, he could show me how to shoot. Because he looks damn hot with guns in his hand. And I might "accidentally" brush up against him lots.

Connor: Spend about ten minutes just hugging the poor woobie. Then fix him soup and toast and hot chocolate and gently tell him that virgin sacrifice is bad, mmkay? And give him the number of a really good therapist.

Lorne: Karaoke night! We'd drink brightly-coloured drinks and gossip about the sexual tension between Wes and Gunn.

Fred: She can show me round the science lab at W&H, because I'm a Physics nerd and I'd kill to be let loose in there. But Knox would have to come too.

Gunn: Going somewhere that requires him to wear a suit, because I have a major Gunn-in-suits fetish. And I'd tell him how great Gwen is, and how he should date her and have lots of sex with her and marry her.

Lilah: Shopping. I hate clothes shopping, but Lilah's got to be the person to see about fashion know-how. We'd fly to New York first class (W&H picking up the tab) and I'd get her to talk about having sex with Wesley.

Tara: A reenactment of the gay nightclub scene in ahedonia's brilliant "Done to Death" (link to follow if I can be bothered to look it up), because I want to get the girl dolled up to the nines and see her get hit on by lots and lots of women.

Darla: throw myself to the ground, worship, and offer to be her bitch.

Faith: night out. She's bound to be so much fun to go clubbing with.



Kevin just found out the Best Thing Ever. And I quote...

"hmmmm.....just found out that the name Connor means "From the Gaelic name Conchobhar which means "dog lover" or "wolf lover"." can you say "destined for romance with Oz"??"

Theirloveissodestined.

By the way, I'm going back to my net-free student house till Saturay so... don't have any fun without me, 'kay? (And since my Friends list typically gets to skip 140 in ten hours, I'll no doubt miss everything posted over the next two days)

Comments

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

I can just see it now. Connor hesitantly admits to Angel and Wesley (daddy and step-daddy ;) that he and Oz are dating. Angel takes Oz to one side to warn him that if he hurts Connor, yadda, yadda, yadda. Wes takes Connor to another side and gives him a flea collar *snerk*

[circe-tigana.livejournal.com]

I adore your Tara and your Lilah.

And Doyle, how much do I want to hang out with you and connorbeast? Too much :)

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

Whee! You might have to develop a massive tolerance for sexual innuendo... :D

[circe-tigana.livejournal.com]

Hey, I can dish it with the best of it, baby!

Seriously. You guys are awesome :)

[ahedonia.livejournal.com]

Tara: A reenactment of the gay nightclub scene in ahedonia's brilliant "Done to Death"

:::swoons with the flattery of such a reference:::

:) Thanks, doll. Made my day.

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

:) I adored the hell out of the whole story, but that nightclub scene... whew. Easily one of my all-time favourite scenes in fanfic.