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During a study break I flipped on the Sci-Fi Channel and got engrossed in a rerun of a Twilight Zone episode. It was one of the worst written things I've ever seen - just crying out to be MSTed. It was about a young girl called Jess-Belle (do you see what they did with the name there?) who used witchcraft to lure the man she loved away from his fiancee. Most interesting part was all the fascinating things I learned about witches.


Witches are afraid of silver! Who knew? Damn, and silver goes so well with my complexion, too.

Witches have no souls! So technically I'm not responsible for anything I do, right? Oh, not Jossverse rules. Boo.

At midnight, witches transform into leopards! I always did wonder why I'm so cranky in the mornings.

Witches can transform into any animal! Spiders, toads... See, as a physicist that would bother me because I'd have to be a very hot and veryheavy spider (conservation of mass/energy).

Witches can't be killed! Unless someone shoves silver through their heart. Oh, like a Fyarl demon? Cool!

End facetiousness.

Re: Doesn't surprise me

on 2003-01-15 06:03 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] bcr19374.livejournal.com
After posting this comment I noticed you had outed yourself here already. Since it's no mystery, I have to say I like what you're doing. You're more consistently funny than the other faux Buffy characters I've read here.

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