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[doyle]

Arr, it be a glorious Talk Like a Pirate Day for the post-wench delivered a booty of Scrubs on silvery discs and [that's enough pirates... ed.]

One of the special features is about the true love mentoring relationship between Dr. Cox and JD (who gets described as a "very sexually confused young man"). It's like they made it specially for me as a present.



seti_drd posted a dialogue spoiler for the first episode of Torchwood: talking about oestragen in the rain Jack comments "at least I'll not get pregnant - I'd never do that again." Oh dear. I'm already hiding in fear from the masses of Jack mpreg fic that's bound to come out of that line.

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[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

"You're not..."
"Yes, I am."
"Oh, Jack..."

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

He's the mother of the Doctor's son! TRUE!

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

"Jack... you are my mother."

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

:O

[m-butterfly.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that was where you sent me, too.

How have you done this to my brain?

[lafemmedarla]

*sniffs* Greatest seven-word fic ever.

So that's why Jack is looking for the Doctor...

[bitter-crimson.livejournal.com]

...shit, I just noticed the eyepatched!LJ-userinfo-people. Psh. Things like this make me kinda annoyed that LJ hasn't put as much (even though it's only a little) effort into some other (more important) things before. And yeah, I have a stick up my ass, and all that. BUT I LIKE IT THERE. So that's okay. *sigh*

Wow, canon Jack mpreg. I. Well. *cough*

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

I forgot what day it was and ended up very confused because the update page said 'updating captain's log'. Since I was being silly about Captain Kirk's log in Star Trek... well, a girl could get paranoid. Thankfully, Big Bill Shatner hadn't hacked my journal, it was just Pirate Day. Phew!

[bitter-crimson.livejournal.com]

That's exactly what I would have thought of as well. ('Cept I probably would have thought of ol' Jean-Luc first, since he is definitely oh captain, my captain. *wink*)

LJ having a Star Trek Day would soooo be better than celebrating "Talk like a pirate" Day.

[melata-fic.livejournal.com]

JD is so sexually confused, whether you count that as part of the mentring relationship or not.

I... damn. I totally called that one, along with many others. But yay for mpreg getting a mention. ;)

[giglet.livejournal.com]

mpreg Jack... you just know he'd be sending the Doctor and Rose off to the corners of the universe to get him food he craves.

Could be fun. (Bad, yes, bad mpreg fic is a given, but... sometimes it rises above bad into cracktastic.)

[that_mireille]

Oh, it's a great line... if there wasn't bound to be so much bad mpreg fic spawned by it.

[redbrickrose.livejournal.com]

*blinks*

Oh, we are definitely in for mpreg. ;)

[paratti.livejournal.com]

Meep.

Fears the badfic.

[owl]

Oh...dear. Now it's canon.

[captainlucy.livejournal.com]

Why do I still get the feeling that mpreg fic is fic so bad, it has to have its own file extension? I can just see the windows assistant popping up now, a wtf??? look on its face, saying:

"I'm sorry, Word refuses to store this document. Is it a really bad Fanfic? If so, you will have to store it as a .mpreg ..."

[gwynnega]

Oh god.

[m-butterfly.livejournal.com]

Any other day, this would alarm me more. But hey, it's Jack.

[lafemmedarla]

I ponder if "Jack, are you my mummy?" was some sort of foreshadowing... *hides from the idea*

[theguitarslayer.livejournal.com]

(headdesk)

Yarr.