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[doyle]

Dear David Attenborough:

Thank you so much for your (admittedly gorgeous) documentary about all the GIANT SCARY MONSTERS that live in fresh water. If I never get up the nerve to go to the toilet again, I'm blaming you.

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Two movies that I'm getting too excited about: Snakes on a Plane (I've been waiting for that trailer for months! "I've had it with these [motherfucking or similar clearly edited out] snakes!") and the little-appreciated Shakespearean classic: Romeo and Juliet: Sealed With a Kiss. It's Romeo and Juliet. Recast with cartoon seals. The moment I saw it listed on blockbuster I was in love. I would lay genuine fake internet money on it having a happy ending, and the dialogue being *slightly* tweaked from Bill's original.

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[livii.livejournal.com]

Omg, the link actually says that "the day is saved and the lovers are reunited." That's brilliant, that is.

Snakes on a Plane will be the best movie ever, however. I've been saying snakes on a motherfucking plane whenever I need a really good swear for ages now. And it has Samuel L. Jackson. What's not to like? Other than, er, being slightly afraid of snakes, heh.

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

I've been saying snakes on a motherfucking plane whenever I need a really good swear for ages now

It's not possible to mention a plane in our house without adding "full of fucking snakes!!" It's the rule.

[gobi-rex.livejournal.com]

If I never get up the nerve to go to the toilet again, I'm blaming you.

Heh. I know how that goes. I still get alarmed with suspicious noises in the pipes (and not because of the chamber of secrets from HP).

[thesecondevil]

Snakes on a Plane is going to be the best film ever! Samuel L Jackson and the concept of snakes on a plane is a winning combination. Apparently it was going to be called something else but Jackson loved the idea of Snakes on a Plane so much that that's what they ended up calling it. Proving once and for all that Jackson is supercool. :D

[briargate.livejournal.com]

My Snakes On A Plane t-shirt and I are very happy that they've finally released an official trailer, even if it doesn't actually have the word 'motherfucking' in it.

The original R&J play totally had Kissy the kissing fish in it. I'm not the only one to remember that, surely?

[xipuloxx.livejournal.com]

all the GIANT SCARY MONSTERS that live in fresh water

:) Yeah, that was freaky. I went all Doctor Evil...
"2-metre long salamanders...with FRICKIN' LASER BEAMS on their heads!"

The piranhas were cool too, although I noticed that none of the steenky Eengleesh types could pronounce the word - not even The Great Atten of Borough. "Oh, shame!" as Brigadier Bambera might say.

(The "h" is pronounced like a "y" - piranya. Yes, I really am that anal.)

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

Kevin got a bit freaked out by the piranhas, even more so when I helpfully pointed out they can strip the skeletons of horses and things as well as the poor fish they ate.

*practises saying piranya*

[marymac.livejournal.com]

*Regrets not being able to have recorded your face when the Giant Salamanders-living-in-fresh-water was mentioned...*

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

Wow that's some bad CGI snakes...

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

They only had to ask, I would have made the snakes out of plasticine for free *sads*

[melata-fic.livejournal.com]

Snakes on a Plane is going to be crack. Whether the good crack or bad, I cannot say yet... but it will be crack. *grin*

[hermionesviolin.livejournal.com]

Romeo and Juliet. Recast with cartoon seals.

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