Senator Sanctimonius

[doyle]

Just read the Senator Santorum interview.

*snerk* This guy's not for real, right? I love how in his mind consensual gay sex leads to polygamy and incest. Fun for all the family!

I have no problem with homosexuality. I have a problem with homosexual acts. As I would with acts of other, what I would consider to be, acts outside of traditional heterosexual relationships. And that includes a variety of different acts, not just homosexual.

I am beyond intrigued by this statement. What "acts outside traditional heterosexual relationships"? Are we talking kinkiness and S&M, or just anything outside intermarital missionary position, strictly for the making of the babies? Is it laid down somewhere what a traditional heterosexual relationship consists of? An amendment to the constitution, maybe? God knows, I'd hate to buck tradition...

I think this guy needs to write a book to make his position clearer. The Joyless Sex, maybe.

Comments

[xanphibian.livejournal.com]

The Joyless Sex, maybe.

*snicker*

I bet...

[cat-eyed-fox.livejournal.com]

I bet this guy never got a date in high school. I bet he was the hall monitor. Huh, Senater Hall Monitor. Hehehe

[poisoninjest.livejournal.com]

I have no problem with homosexuality. I have a problem with homosexual acts.

::boggle::

And the Logic-Defying Statement of the Day Award goes to...

Ha, very funny.

[gsyh.livejournal.com]

Senator Contradiction:
Have no problem with with the colour blue, only for the colour blue being a colour of blue. If the colour blue repaints itself, Senator Contradictions will have no problem with it, because Senator Contradictions have no problem with the colour blue, only for it being a colour of blue.

Thank you.

[mlyn.livejournal.com]

Funny, my crush and I were just talking about the weirdness of people who apply morality to sex. Little did he know I was ready to jump his bones. This is all recorded in my LJ. It's friends-locked, so make sure you're logged in when you read it. *Nudge nudge* :D

Back to the topic at hand...or in hand...or *smacks self*
People are dumb.

[stakebait.livejournal.com]

Scary thing? I think it would sell.

Mer