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Nicked from wisdomeagle:
The Rules
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions.
You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.

Buffyverse

One: Angel
Two: Dawn
Three: Gunn
Four: Holden
Five: Nina
Six: Buffy
Seven: Oz
Eight: Cordelia
Nine: Giles
Ten: Harmony
Eleven: Spike
Twelve: Jenny

Doctor Who

One: Jack
Two: Fifth Doctor
Three: Ninth Doctor
Four: Turlough
Five: Ace
Six: Adric
Seven: Rose
Eight: The Master
Nine: Susan
Ten: Tegan
Eleven: Adam
Twelve: Mickey



Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Buffy: Buffy/Spike. Yeah, I've seen one or two fics with that pairing floating around...
DW: Adric/Adam. I've never seen it, but I'd really like to. They could be mathematical and gullible at each other.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Buffy: Holden. Oh, yes. He's got that geek-cool thing going on and is gorgeous in general.
DW: Turlough? He's ginger and a bit odd-looking and wears a school uniform and I'd do him in a second, yes.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Buffy: If Jenny got Cordelia pregnant... well, this would have to be in the high school years with a spell going wrong and Cordelia would shriek about being a teenage single mother and Jenny would be annoyed and sarcastic.

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Buffy: Giles - Rough Replacements by August, post-apoc Giles/Buffy that makes me squirm with envy at the writing.
DW: Susan - the second part of loneraven's After Ever Happily

Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Buffy: Buffy and Dawn. Erm, leaving aside the incest issue, I don't think so.
DW: Fifth Doctor and Adric. I'm not much for chan and while I can see some sort of confused unrequited thing on Adric's side, I can't see Five ever going for it, so no. (I think there's potential in canon for disturbing Five/Adric but not fluffy bunnies and happily ever after)
On both counts, possibly a fucked up couple, but not a very good one.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Buffy: Nina/Giles or Nina/Harmony. Oh, I can't choose, they both sound good...
DW: Ace/Susan or Ace/Tegan. Argh! Again, two great possibilities, but I'll got for Ace/Susan because I love the idea of Susan femslash.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Buffy: Oz walks in on Dawn and Jenny... well, unless this is an AU, I think he'd called the police (Dawn would have been, what, 11?) He might say 'huh' first, if he was very surprised. If it is an AU, I think he'd leave them to it.
DW: Rose walks in on the Fifth Doctor and Mickey having sex - I think Rose would be very shocked, Mickey would insist it wasn't what it looked like, and Five would do a deer in headlights impression. Meanwhile, I would flail with glee at the genius of Five/Mickey.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Buffy: [Gunn/Harmony] I can't. Too many potential Legally Blonde jokes.
DW: [Ninth Doctor/Tegan] Tegan finds herself in the wrong TARDIS and with the wrong Doctor. Will she make it back to her own time? Will Rose get along with the Fifth Doctor? Will the Ninth Doctor and Tegan ever make it out of the bedroom?

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff??
Buffy: Angel/Cordelia. About a ton of it.
DW: Jack/The Master. There's not, and I'm not sure how one would go about writing a fluffy Master.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Buffy: Oz/Jenny. My brain threw up When All Is Told We Cannot Beg For Pardon (from Louis Macniece's The Sunlight on the Garden)
DW: Rose/Mickey, um, They Also Serve.

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Buffy: Holden to deflower Angel - hahahaha. Okay, it's human AU where Angel's in therapy for his weird dreams where he's a vampire. And Holden's newly qualified and missed that class about not screwing your patients.
DW: Turlough to deflower Jack - well, time travel's the obvious plot device in this fandom. They're both about 16, Turlough's a young Trion cadet on his first assignment, Jack's at the Time Agent academy, smut ensues...

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Buffy: Oz slash? Surely ye jest? *ducks glossing* ...a few, yes.
DW: Rose. Not nearly enough, though that might be due to a sad lack of female characters to slash her with. (At least ones who don't die mid-episode)

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Buffy: Gunn. Yep, twinkledru's the Buffy/Gunn go-to girl.
DW: Ninth Doctor. Heh. Yeah, quite a lot of them.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Buffy: Spike. Hmm, Spike, Spike, any of you lot write Spike at all?
DW: Adam. Nope. *weeps* Oh, wait, jediowl did a character piece about Adam I loved.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Buffy: Dawn/Holden/Nina. Whoa. Maybe if it was my birthday? And I asked nicely?
DW: Fifth Doctor/Turlough/Ace. Whoa x 2. See above.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Buffy: Harmony. Pornographic variations on 'blondie bear'.
DW: Tegan. I hope not "rabbits!"

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Buffy: Cordelia. Incredible, by Darius, and I'm aware that this is the cheesiest thing ever but we're talking theoretically since I wouldn't write songfic anyway and shutupshutupshutup.
DW: The Master. Erm, Kylie Minogue's I Should Be So Lucky. Because that should be a Five/Master vid, dammit.

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Buffy: Angel/Buffy/Jenny. Warnings for angst and raising the dead.
DW: Jack/Adric/Mickey. Warnings for underage sex (Adric's, what, 13/14?) and pairing of two of the most hated characters in all of Doctor Who.

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Buffy: Dawn to use on Harmony. "Remember that time you got your minions to tie me up?"
Dw: Fifth Doctor to use on Tegan. I think "hello, Tegan" should do the trick.

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Buffy: Nina. I read the Giles/Nina written for me in nevermet last week.
DW: Ace. I read a fic recced on who_otp a while ago.

What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Buffy: Buffy herself. Necrophilia, apparently, though that's not so secret.
DW: Adric. God, I don't want to think about it... okay, his partner barking maths questions at him. And being stern when he gets them wrong.

Would Eleven shag Nine?
Buffy: Would Spike shag Giles? If Giles was up for it, he might do.
DW: Would Adam shag Susan? Three words - rat. Up. Drainpipe.

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Buffy: Gunn and Oz. Hmm. Gunn, I suppose, unless I'm just assuming that because Oz is quiet and little, which is worrying (and this is why I don't write smut)
DW: Nine and Rose. I think they'd take turns. *g*

"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Buffy:
"Angel and Giles are in a happy relationship until Giles suddenly runs off with Holden. Angel, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Spike and a brief unhappy affair with Jenny, then follows the wise advice of Nina and finds true love with Gunn."

I'd call it Angel, Man-Whore of LA. No-one would read it. _elektra might write the Angel/Gunn bit, possibly...

DW:
"Jack and Susan are in a happy relationship until Susan suddenly runs off with Turlough. Jack, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Adam and a brief unhappy affair with Mickey, then follows the wise advice of Ace and finds true love with the Ninth Doctor."
Brilliance itself! I'd call it Jack Names the Planets even though marymac and I already did a vid with that title. All of doctorslashjack might read it, though I'm not sure who would write it. Aside from me.

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Buffy: Oz/Cordelia. I would have loved to have seen that back in about season 3.
DW: Rose/The Master. I'd worship at RTD's feet. That would be awesomely evil and wonderful.

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