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doyleFor those you can't or don't want to read the sides:
Patient of the week: Harvey, who's at the hospital with Annette, his dominatrix. He has aphasia and has already had several strokes. He gets off on being strangled. He lapses into a coma before he can consent to treatment, House has to talk the estranged parents into signing the forms.
House/Cameron: They go on a date. House claims this was the condition of her coming back to work for him. Foreman and Chase are betting on whether they'll have sex. (Cameron and House, that is, not F&C.) Foreman seems aghast at the idea House might actually *love* her. He tells Cameron the fable about the woman and the snake, which you may remember as the frog and the scorpion - it's the one that ends "you knew what I was when you picked me up".
There's a fun conversation between House, Wilson and an unnamed clinic patient about the House/Cameron relationship. The patient speculates about House's sexuality, while Wilson snerks about "her sweetness and gentle nature bringing him to a full understanding of his wounded heart." Then they both taunt him with "Greg and Allison, sittin' in a tree" *g*
Very odd moment with Harvey's parents - dialogue says that the parents hate him, even though Harvey still loves them. Cameron comments on how dysfunctional that type of relationship is. Stage direction: "House sees himself in the parents, and Cameron in the child."
O... kay. Paging Dr. Oedipus.
House and Cuddy have a moment before the date with Cameron. She says "Allison's probably the only female who could tolerate you" and advises him to wear the blue shirt, since it makes him look "almost handsome".
Other stuff: the B-plot is about an elderly couple trying Viagra. There's a line I love about how hard it is for high school girls to hang on to their virginity (House laments that his high school girlfriend had no problem doing so)
Patient of the week: Harvey, who's at the hospital with Annette, his dominatrix. He has aphasia and has already had several strokes. He gets off on being strangled. He lapses into a coma before he can consent to treatment, House has to talk the estranged parents into signing the forms.
House/Cameron: They go on a date. House claims this was the condition of her coming back to work for him. Foreman and Chase are betting on whether they'll have sex. (Cameron and House, that is, not F&C.) Foreman seems aghast at the idea House might actually *love* her. He tells Cameron the fable about the woman and the snake, which you may remember as the frog and the scorpion - it's the one that ends "you knew what I was when you picked me up".
There's a fun conversation between House, Wilson and an unnamed clinic patient about the House/Cameron relationship. The patient speculates about House's sexuality, while Wilson snerks about "her sweetness and gentle nature bringing him to a full understanding of his wounded heart." Then they both taunt him with "Greg and Allison, sittin' in a tree" *g*
Very odd moment with Harvey's parents - dialogue says that the parents hate him, even though Harvey still loves them. Cameron comments on how dysfunctional that type of relationship is. Stage direction: "House sees himself in the parents, and Cameron in the child."
O... kay. Paging Dr. Oedipus.
House and Cuddy have a moment before the date with Cameron. She says "Allison's probably the only female who could tolerate you" and advises him to wear the blue shirt, since it makes him look "almost handsome".
Other stuff: the B-plot is about an elderly couple trying Viagra. There's a line I love about how hard it is for high school girls to hang on to their virginity (House laments that his high school girlfriend had no problem doing so)
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on 2005-03-24 11:57 pm (UTC)no subject
on 2005-03-25 12:02 am (UTC)And I've just realised the first of my comment made absolutely no sense at all. Brain cells dying... New medication is fun! :D