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I took a look at my webstats for the first time in months. Wow, people find my sites in weird ways.



did angel love fred? a question for the ages.
birthday lapdance
buffy dawn incest
buffy and dawn I'm sensing a trend
buffy and angel a couple in love stories
giles have sex on moves for free as opposed to Giles have sex on moves for hard cash
harry potter- mpreg archives
buffy/angel/spike/riley fic
monk slash fic
nip/tuck fiction nc-17
men with pants down pictures
buffy and angel in love as a couple stories this is familiar.
young girl in love with older woman Hmm, Dawn/Lilah, Buffy/Maggie, Tara/Joyce...
buffy and angel a couple stories dude, I admire your persistance, but if I wasn't bringing the B/A the first two times you looked...
nip/tuck fanfiction christian/sean I've been watching Nip/Tuck recently. I was puzzled to see it on this list twice. Was this a sign from the gods that I should be writing Sean/Christian, I wondered? Then I remembered that [livejournal.com profile] glossing did N/T fic for [livejournal.com profile] yuletide.
remus lupin ribcage I'm sure there's a community devoted to it
buffy/dawn angst clearly, mine is the place to be for the sibcest.
unexpected nipple slip I'm sure there is nothing about Janet Jackson on the site
pictures of boys pinning down other boys
nina ash love angel
wanking a friend for the first time stories
willows clitoris tara her nipples
spike spank dawn in the interests of research, I plugged this into google. No Spawn spanking yet, though there is a Spike/Angel one I hadn't seen before.
who was supposed to play the tin man Buddy Ebsen, but he was allergic to the silver paint. See, if I had more useless film trivia, I would get more hits.
norrington has a child
dawn/glory pairing
men who take dumps or shit on men

on 2005-03-08 02:00 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] mistress-mab.livejournal.com
remus lupin ribcage

This one coulda been me.

men who take dumps or shit on men

OMG SCAT RULZ LULZ!!11one!

on 2005-03-08 02:17 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] avrelia.livejournal.com
men with pants down pictures

You have them on your site? How did I miss it?

on 2005-03-08 02:20 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] doyle_sb4.livejournal.com
They're so well hidden, even I can't find them!

on 2005-03-08 02:18 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] maryavatar.livejournal.com
I get stuff like this all the time too. The worst ones are always for the Rotten Sex Roundtable I took part in. Thing like 'rotten penis', 'punctured foreskin' and 'sex with a chicken'.

O.o

on 2005-03-08 02:20 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] doyle_sb4.livejournal.com
I'm both amused and horrified at the chicken one...

on 2005-03-08 02:38 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] maryavatar.livejournal.com
Yeah, the chicken sex thing was a running joke though the whole thing: everyone who took a turn added a mention. I'm a little disturbed at people who are seriously looking that up though O.o

on 2005-03-08 02:29 am (UTC)
gloss: woman in front of birch tree looking to the right (Default)
Posted by [personal profile] gloss
norrington has a child
Oh, God, NO! No PotC Mpreg, please.

...Jack would be the father and they'd name the kid Jameseralla or Elizabeth or something and I would STAB MY EYES OUT.

Then again, wanking a friend for the first time stories and boys pinning down other boys gives me many happy O/X thoughts.

on 2005-03-08 02:32 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] doyle_sb4.livejournal.com
The most-searched for phrase was 'Monsters Ball', by the way.

I hadn't thought of the Norrington one in terms of mpreg, and now I want to forcibly remove my own brain or make someone write it because comedy gold!. Poor little Jameseralla Elizabeth Wilhemina Norrington-Sparrow.

on 2005-03-08 03:28 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] raskazzptitsa.livejournal.com
Monsters Ball or Monster Balls? There's a diff between the two, you know >;-)

on 2005-03-08 02:41 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] carlyinrome.livejournal.com
Was this a sign from the gods that I should be writing Sean/Christian, I wondered?

Yes, yes, YES IT IS!

*faints in anticipation*

on 2005-03-08 03:08 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] doyle_sb4.livejournal.com
Heee. I am only up to episode 4, but I loved the end of the pilot with Christian almost in tears saying that he would never have helped the paedophile if he'd known, and he calls Sean's daughter 'our Annie'.

Birthday Lapdance

on 2005-03-08 03:12 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] distant-beaches.livejournal.com
Maybe your site is the new thing for miscellanous birthdays/bachelor parties/ stag nights.
I can just see it:
"Man, we thought about getting you a stripper, but instead we found all this free porn instead."
"Well, I always did like Buffy..."

on 2005-03-08 03:16 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] desoto-hia873.livejournal.com
That's, um, quite a list! Hee.

How do you generate such a list?

on 2005-03-08 03:19 am (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] doyle_sb4.livejournal.com
My webdomain stats give me a list of search engine phrases that people have used to find my sites. The actual list is very, very long - given my recs and the [livejournal.com profile] buffyverse1000, searching for most conceivable Jossverse pairings will get you to my place...

on 2005-03-08 10:31 pm (UTC)
ext_1771: Joe Flanigan looking A-Dorable. (Default)
Posted by [identity profile] monanotlisa.livejournal.com
I love you for making me laugh like this. & :-)

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