Stupid horrible bunnies.

[doyle]

My housemates, on ideas for fanfic:

marymac: I bet Tracey's ghost is still on Serenity. Haunting Mal.
connorbeast: Andrew has the prototype designs of the Buffybot. Him and Dawn have a nice little racket selling replicas on Ebay. Connor buys one.
Me: I hate you both.
connorbeast: Oh, and in the Wishverse, Sahjhan unfroze Holtz early and he was Buffy's watcher after Merrick died.
Me: ...

I can't be the only one thinking Buffy/Holtz is so wrong and yet so right, can I? Can I?

Comments

[gwynnega]

I can't be the only one thinking Buffy/Holtz is so wrong and yet so right, can I? Can I?

Oh. My. God. I want to read it!

[swmbo.livejournal.com]

*cough*

Holtz/anybody pretty much works for me, in one form or another. Because WHO could resist that voice?

Maybe Holtz/Fred wouldn't work. Hmm. I don't know why. But anybody else!

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, Holtz/Fred - she could have been sent to Quor'toth instead of Pylea, but with time passing differently there she'd have been dead long before Holtz and baby Connor arrived. Unless she did go to Pylea and one of her attempts to open a portal worked and she ended up somewhere worse, and there's a man who frightens her but protects her and a little baby who won't stop crying and damn you for making me think about this *g*

[ros-fod.livejournal.com]

You and your roomates are sick sick people and as punishment, you need to write these horrible, terrible ideas. In great detail.

[metalphoenix.livejournal.com]

Personally, I think the Dawn and Andrew one is the best. But why stop at Connor? Oh no, the possibilities are endless... *dreams*

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

An army of Buffybots, rampaging because they're running Windows XP and/or Andrew couldn't resist fiddling with the programming...

[thesecondevil]

You are going to write all these aren't you? *pleading eyes*

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

The Tracey one, at least, because marymac lives with me and can just poke me till I do... (she wants comedy, though. Ha, depressing angsty slash for her.)

[marymac.livejournal.com]

Grr. Bitch. Me no want slash. :(

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

Tough. Mal and Tracey want slash, and they outvoted you.

[marymac.livejournal.com]

You're just trying to make me write one. :P
I know your wily ways oh evil one.

[hallucinogenia.livejournal.com]

Buffy/Holtz? Ahahahaha! Hahahaha. Ha. Hmmm. There's something very very horrible about that idea...and yet strangely alluring at the same time. And it makes so much sense! I think. It's been a long time since I've seen that episode, but it would explain so much of her attitude.

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

It would, wouldn't it? Of course, it wouldn't explain why they hadn't hunted down and slayed Angel already, or why she obviously had a council Watcher, but the very Justine-like attitude fits... (note to self, write Justine/Nina)

[flurblewig.livejournal.com]

Buffy/Holtz...

::drifts off to happy place::

I *like* your housemates :-)