I live with crazy people

[doyle]

My quote of the week: "I love the smell of wet panties in the morning. Smells like victory." - David

The Sarah/David military conflict has escalated from the mild and acceptable throwing water over each other in street and in their classes to full-blown warfare. Which is fun, since connorbeast and I are neutral, like Switzerland. Neutral means we cheer on both sides for our own amusement, right? And we get to keep the Nazi gold and make chocolate and cuckoo clocks, so really, neutrality rocks.

Sunday night's Napalm on the Jungle incident was David dunking everything in Sarah's underwear drawer in the sink and turning the taps on, then emptying a basin of water over her bed. Now, as far as he's concerned the war is over and he's ignoring all advice to cut his losses and wave the white flag. ("Losses?" he sneered last night, "I think you'll find twenty soaked pair of panties say I win.") Foolish boy, because Connorbeast is a master of revenge, and being neutral means that he's free to act as a consultant to Sarah.

We've made sure David knows the story about CB putting his cousin's number in a gay bondage magazine. The nice thing is, we don't even have to go that far if we can rope in enough male friends to call him and be perverse. And that's kind of the natural state for most of our friends anyway.

Anyway, I'm standing back to watch, and trying to finish my Five Things That Never Happened to Connor thing...

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[marymac.livejournal.com]

And more importantly he's forgotten that if he pulls a stunt like that ever again I will get SERIOUSLY PISSED OFF, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't want that, although he hasn't realised it yet....