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Mar. 19th, 2006 09:49 pmDear David Attenborough:
Thank you so much for your (admittedly gorgeous) documentary about all the GIANT SCARY MONSTERS that live in fresh water. If I never get up the nerve to go to the toilet again, I'm blaming you.
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Two movies that I'm getting too excited about: Snakes on a Plane (I've been waiting for that trailer for months! "I've had it with these [motherfucking or similar clearly edited out] snakes!") and the little-appreciated Shakespearean classic: Romeo and Juliet: Sealed With a Kiss. It's Romeo and Juliet. Recast with cartoon seals. The moment I saw it listed on blockbuster I was in love. I would lay genuine fake internet money on it having a happy ending, and the dialogue being *slightly* tweaked from Bill's original.
Thank you so much for your (admittedly gorgeous) documentary about all the GIANT SCARY MONSTERS that live in fresh water. If I never get up the nerve to go to the toilet again, I'm blaming you.
--
Two movies that I'm getting too excited about: Snakes on a Plane (I've been waiting for that trailer for months! "I've had it with these [motherfucking or similar clearly edited out] snakes!") and the little-appreciated Shakespearean classic: Romeo and Juliet: Sealed With a Kiss. It's Romeo and Juliet. Recast with cartoon seals. The moment I saw it listed on blockbuster I was in love. I would lay genuine fake internet money on it having a happy ending, and the dialogue being *slightly* tweaked from Bill's original.