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I'm browsing GAFF while writing bits of a ficathon entry (I don't know why I'm perfectly capable of doing plotless 1000-word things for any fandom but Doctor Who, where I'm beseiged by plot. Even if said plot doesn't amount to much more than "the Doctor, Jack and Rose have a picnic". Or in this case "Adam and Mickey get up to shenanigans while trying to get Adam's implant removed.") Anyway, where was I? Oh, GAFF. I found the thread Things You've Learned About Your Fandom Thanks to Badfic and loved this one in particular:

5. Dawn uses lube to have wild, crazy sex with Draco Malfoy in the back of a police car.

Telling me that such a fic exists and then not linking to it is the height of cruelty. Dawn/Ginny would be better but I'd settle for Dawn/Draco. I'm easy that way.