I live with crazy people

My quote of the week: "I love the smell of wet panties in the morning. Smells like victory." - David

The Sarah/David military conflict has escalated from the mild and acceptable throwing water over each other in street and in their classes to full-blown warfare. Which is fun, since connorbeast and I are neutral, like Switzerland. Neutral means we cheer on both sides for our own amusement, right? And we get to keep the Nazi gold and make chocolate and cuckoo clocks, so really, neutrality rocks.

Sunday night's Napalm on the Jungle incident was David dunking everything in Sarah's underwear drawer in the sink and turning the taps on, then emptying a basin of water over her bed. Now, as far as he's concerned the war is over and he's ignoring all advice to cut his losses and wave the white flag. ("Losses?" he sneered last night, "I think you'll find twenty soaked pair of panties say I win.") Foolish boy, because Connorbeast is a master of revenge, and being neutral means that he's free to act as a consultant to Sarah.

We've made sure David knows the story about CB putting his cousin's number in a gay bondage magazine. The nice thing is, we don't even have to go that far if we can rope in enough male friends to call him and be perverse. And that's kind of the natural state for most of our friends anyway.

Anyway, I'm standing back to watch, and trying to finish my Five Things That Never Happened to Connor thing...

Gratuitous thanking post

I'm too dumb to think of anything fun for April Fools, so I'll do this instead.

Random people I should have thanked recently and haven't.

jennyo because I spent the weekend devouring everything on Double Indemnity and because she wrote Exile from Guyville, a fic I want to marry and spawn with.

minim_calibre because she's writing Andrew/Wesley! And she called my friend Glenn lickable!

wisteria_ cause my CDs are so purty.

emony for the Xandrew music video, which is too cute, especially the "when our kids ask..." part.

anniesj for the April Fools OTP post, which is making me laugh so hard I think I'm dying. I can see a tunnel.

Um, marymac because she made me lunch.

And connorbeast because he's nice about my fic and he taught me everything I know about poison frogs.

And everyone who commented on my drabbles, and probably a bunch of others who I'm sorry for leaving out.

Also the cast and crew of Smallville -

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