There's a guy works down the chipshop swears he's Elvis (but he's a liar and I'm not sure about you)

[doyle]

Happy birthday justhuman!

And now off to do something productive. I'm trying to revise my Solid State Physics but I'm such a rabid science geek that I keep finding myself thinking "this is actually really interesting!" and then I was to take a shower because - unclean! Unclean!

The fact that my house doesn't have a shower doesn't help.