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doyleFirst off, my Buffy Geek Code:
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And now, a hugely long Buffy quiz:
The Usual Stuff
1. What's your favorite season? And why?
Two for story arc, four for individual episodes.
2. What's your favourite episode? And why?
Once More With Feeling, because it reeled me in and made me love this show.
3. What's your favourite episode from season 1?
Prophecy Girl.
4. What's your favourite episode from season 2?
Innocence.
5. What's your favourite episode from season 3?
The Wish.
6. What's your favourite episode from season 4?
Hush.
7. What's your favourite episode from season 5?
Fool For Love.
8. What's your favourite episode from season 6?
Once More With Feeling.
9. What's your favourite episode from season 7?
Storyteller.
10. Who's your favourite character? Why?
Purely on BtVS, Spike. Or Giles. Or Xander...
11. Who's your least favourite character? Why?
I guess Adam, because I hated that storyline.
12. Who was your favourite big bad? Why?
The Mayor. He cracked me up.
13. Least favourite big bad? Why?
Adam. Yeah, tons of emotional resonance there.
14. Do you like Kennedy?
Yes. A lot.
15. Who's your favourite couple?
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jslayeruk's answer: Like 100% canon-wise? Spike/Buffy. 95% canon? Spike/Angel.
16. If you could have any two people hook up from Buffy, who would YOU pick?
Andrew and Xander.
17. Would it be a serious relationship or just once for sex type of thing?
Relationship. They'd be adorable.
18. Do you think Spike and Buffy make a cute couple?
I wouldn't call them cute, at all.
19. Which fight on Buffy do you think was the best?
The Xander/Harmony girly bitchfight.
20. If you could make any two Buffy characters fight... who would they be?
Spike and Darla.
21. Who would win?
Darla, because of the sheer cool factor.
22. Would the other die?
Nah, they'd just shag.
Other Stuff
23. Do you often say, 'Oh my JOSS!'?
Never.
24. Who was your favourite musical guest on Buffy?
Angie Hart.
25. What's your favourite condom flavor?
:shrug: They all taste crappy. I've heard.
26: What does that have to do with Buffy?
Well, condoms appeared in Where the Wild Things Are.
27. Which season do you think Buffy had the best hair?
When was the pigtails, season 3?
28. Willow?
Season 4.
29. Xander?
Season 5. I liked the long hair.
30. Giles?
Season 4.
31. Did you like Maggie Walsh's hair?
I don't remember people's physical appearance all that well, especially from TV or photographs, and I can't be bothered looking at screencaps.
32. Do you think the actress who played Professor Walsh would make a good Kay Scarpetta in a movie?
No!
33. If you could meet any Buffy cast member, or special guest, or even an extra ... who would it be?
Tom Lenk - oh, wait, I have met him. Jonathan Woodward.
34. How many times do you think about Buffy a day?
I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it would make me look really really sad.
35. Do you like to read Buffy fanfiction?
Oh yes.
36. If so, who are your favourite characters to read about?
Spike, Dawn, Angel.
37. Do you write Buffy fanfiction?
Yes, but I am the Planet's Slowest Writer.
38. If so, who do you write about?
pretty much everyone.
39. Would you take a college class just about Buffy?
Absolutely.
40. If you were ever to be a guest on Buffy, would you be a bad guy, good guy, an extra, an ubie?
I'd want to be a vamp. Third vamp from the left.
41. Would you die?
Horrifically. Flailing.
42. Would you make out with Willow?
If she wined and dined me first.
43. Would you make out with Andrew?
Yes!! And then I'd ask him why he's making out with an icky girl.
44. Do you think Anya is sexy with her demon face?
Anya's always sexy.
45. Which Buffy character do you most resemble? Physically?
None of them. A couple of people have said that I physically remind them of Tara, but I think they're on crack.
46. Which Buffy character do you act like most?
Early Willow.
47. If you were in the episode 'Earshot' and Buffy heard your thoughts, what would she hear?
The theme to "I Dream of Jeannie"
48. Do you ever think about poisoning everybody in your school with rat poison?
I have my moments.
49. If you could write an episode about Buffy, what would your episode be about?
I don't know, but at some point two of the boys would get it on.
50. If Anya offered to get revenge on anyone for you, who would you chose?
I'm too much of aweiner nice person.
51. What would she do to him/her?
Nuthin'
52. If you could choose any character to die, who would it be?
I like them all. Adam or Professor Walsh.
53. Would that character be Kennedy?
:defends Kennedy. And Riley.:
54. During which episode do you think Willow and Tara first had sex?
After New Moon Rising.
55. What do you think really happened to Miss Kitty Fantastico?
Dawn killed her. She shot her good.
56. Did you like Tara?
Meh. Sometimes.
57. Would you like it if Joss Whedon made a Buffy movie?
I dunno. It could be great or it could be utter crap that would taint the entire series. SO I guess that'd have to be no.
58. If you could choose any character from Buffy to move on to Angel next season ... who would you choose?
Andrew.
59. If you could choose to bring back any dead character, who would you choose?
Darla. :sobs:
60. Who was your favourite member of the Watchers Council?
Oh, Quentin. My Quentin.
61. Do you think Oz had hypertrichosis?
Nope.
62. Do you own any of the Buffy DVD's?
Yep
63. Which season(s)?
1-6.
64. Do you own any other Buffy merchandise?
Calendars, posters, a pencilcase.
65. What else do you own?
A shiny palm pilot.
66. Do you think Joss Whedon should make a show about Willow and Tara?
If it was something Joss was all fired up about, then yeah.
67. If there was an 8th season, who do you think the big bad could be?
I agree withjslayeruk: Buffy.
68. Do you like the show Family Guy?
Never seen it.
69. Which couple from Buffy (or couple that YOU would like to be together) do you think would do this number?
Spike and Faith.
70. Do you think Whit should dump Balthazar and go back with Clem?
I don't know what this means, but... go Clem!
71. After this season, what do you think Willow is gonna do?
Become more distant from the others as she feels more connected to everything in the Earth. Maybe gradually become a Guardian.
72. Xander?
Train the potentials. Mourn Anya.
73. Buffy?
Eat. Sleep. Shop. Walk on the beach.
74. Giles?
Reorganise the council. Complain about the workload. Love it, even as he's worrying that it's all too much.
75. Anya?
Make snarky, unheard comments about Andrew's crush on Xander.
76. If Joss Whedon made a new series about any Buffy character (older and dead characters count too), who would you like it to be about?
Holden! Or Knox!
77. Do you think Dawn and Connor would make a cute couple?
I veer between yes and no. Cute? No. Interesting? Yeah.
78. Do you think Joss Whedon should have given Dawn a boyfriend?
Meh. Mebbe.
79. A girlfriend?
*Yes*. Kitkitkit. (or, in a parallel universe, Tarataratara, because they're my femslash OTP)
80. Do you wish Dawn had died in the season finale of season 5?
I like Dawn, but that would have been some quality angst for season 6.
81. Have you seen the softer side of sears?
...that's an American clothing store of some kind, right?
82. Who's your favourite vampire?
Holden Webster.
83. Who was your favourite principal?
Snyder.
84. Do you know what a Razorback is?
Not a clue.
85. Do you think it's unfair that only females can be slayers?
No.
86. Can dogs be turned into vampdogs?
I think there should be an entire spinoff devoted to this concept.
87. Do you believe Buffy was really in heaven?
Well, a heavenly dimension.
88. Do you have Buffy posters in your room?
Yup.
89. If so, of which characters?
The season 5 cast pic, plus glossies of all the male cast. Except Gunn. I need a Gunn.
90. If you could sleep with any Buffy character, who would it be?
Wesley.
91. Would you have a threesome with Giles and Professor Walsh?
Only if Professor Walsh wasn't present.
92. Do vampires have sperm?
Yes. Little bloodsucking vampire sperm.
93. Do you think Willow is ever going to finish college?
No, and her conversations with her parents will be awkward for the rest of her life.
94. If Eliza Dushku's new show gets picked up, will you watch it?
I doubt it'll be picked up over here. If one of my friends downloads an episode I'll watch, but I doubt I'll follow it.
95. Who's your favorite Buffy writer?
Jane Espenson, because of the slashy goodness she consciously puts in.
96. If Buffy Animated is ever made, will you watch it?
I'd watch the first few episodes at least.
97. Do you read the Buffy comics?
No.
98. Do you read Buffy novels?
Nope.
99. Who do you think Buffy should be with in the end?
I'd say Xander, but he's Andrew's, goddammit. And Riley's out of the running unlesshis wife is eaten by a ravenous Suvian predator he gets divorced. So I say Owen, from season 1. Or Pike.
100. What do you think about the character Buffy Summers? Would you trust her with your life?
I think she was landed with a crappy deal early in life and had to make the best of it. I wouldn't trust her with my life because I think her battle plans need work. (Clearly none of the Potential Slayers were from Northern Ireland, because everyone whom I saw Chosen with commented that a couple of crates of petrol bombs lobbed into the cavern would have at least thinned the Ubie ranks a bit. Or a handy homemade flamethrower at the top of the seal to roast 'em as they made a break for it. OTOH, I can see why Joss wouldn't want to turn the finale into a Guide to DIY Terrorism.)
This Or That
101. Buffy or Faith?
Faith.
102. Angel or Spike?
If we're just considering the BtVS versions: then, Spike. If we're counting AtS too, then I can't pick between them (Angel, Spike and Wes are squarely tied for my favourite character)
103. Oz or Tara?
Oz.
104. Tara or Kennedy?
Damn it, I will go for the controversial answer - Kennedy, because she is *my girl*. Nyah.
105. Oz or Kennedy?
Oz. I want to marry Oz.
106. Xander or Andrew?
Can't choose.
107. Anya or Willow?
Willow.
108. Buffy or Willow?
Willow.
109. Sunday or Harmony?
Sunday.
110. Professor Walsh or Adam?
Professor Walsh.
111. Giles or Wesley?
Wesley (AtS version only)
112. Spike or dogshit?
Bwa! Spike.
113. Willow or Tara?
Willow.
114. Miss Kitty Fantastico or Willow's fish?
The fish. I have fish.
115. Once More With Feeling or Hush?
Once More With Feeling.
116. Under Your Spell or I'll Never Tell?
I’ll Never Tell.
117. Giles or Tara?
Giles.
118. Clem or Spike?
Spike.
119. Drusilla or Darla?
Darla. Mmm, Darla.
120. Xander or Spike?
Spike.
121. Cordelia or Harmony?
Cordelia.
122. Marcie or Warren?
Warren.
123. Jonathan or Andrew?
Andrew.
124. Joyce or Hank?
Joyce. I speet on Meester Summers.
125. Joyce or Sheila?
Joyce.
126. Glory or The Master?
The Master.
127. AprilBot or BuffyBot?
Buffybot.
128. AprilBot or Katrina?
AprilBot.
129. Dawn or Anya?
Anya.
130. Angel or Angelus?
Angelus. Much as I adore Angel, Angelus is fantastic.
131. Evil Spike, Chipped Spike, Souled/Chipped Spike, or Souled Spike?
Chipped Spike (to be a bit more specific, season 4 chipped Spike - I know a lot of people detest the 'wacky neighbour/reluctant sidekick' thing, but I thought he was hysterical. The "it was *very* traumatic!" bathtub exchange in Something Blue is one of Favourite Scenes Evah.)
132. Impata or Ms. French?
Impata.
133. Dead Buffy or Buffy?
Buffy.
134. Buffy or BuffyBot?
Buffybot. Hee, marzipan.
135. Xander or Willow?
Xander.
136. Andrew or Anya?
Andrew.
137. Cassie or Marcie?
Cassie.
138. Owen or Scott Hope?
Owen.
139. Owen or Oz?
Oz.
140. Moloch or Tara?
Tara.
141. Spike or Drusilla?
Spike.
142. Jenny or Olivia?
Olivia. I wish we'd seen more of her.
143. Computer Willow or Magicks Willow?
Computer Will. She was adorable.
144. Cousin Beth or Donny?
Donny.
145. Scruffy Xander or Suave Xander?
Suave Xander. (Unless scruffy Xander's on a skateboard)
146. Army Xander or Pirate Xander?
Army Xander.
147. Xander/Cordy or Xander/Anya?
Xander/Cordy, because I'm a sucker for the high school relationships and they were just so sweet together. I didn't care for X/A till Selfless.
148. Willow/Tara or Willow/Kennedy?
Willow/Kennedy. :waves her flag of 'single W/K shipper on planet':
149. Ted or Hank?
Hank, but we really need Celebrity Deathmatch to sort it out.
150. Human Oz or Werewolf Oz?
Human Oz
151. Veruca or Willow?
Willow's sweet, but I like my bad, unstable girls.
152. Spike almost naked or Xander in a speedo?
Tough, tough call. Spike.
153. Kennedy alive or Kennedy dead?
Alive!
154. The First Evil or The Mayor?
The Mayor
155. Spike's chest or Andrew's?
Spike.
156. Belts or beltless?
Beltless!
157. Lily or Chantarelle?
Lily
158. Tattoos or Piercings?
Depends on where the piercings are.
159. Beauty or Beasts?
Beasts.
160. Human Willow or Vamp Willow?
Vamp Willow.
161. Human Xander or Vamp Xander?
Vamp Xander. Meeeow.
162. Rich Cordy or Poor Cordy?
Poor Cordy.
163. Straight Willow or Gay Willow?
Ummm... I preferred early Willow, so I guess Straight Willow.
164. Kathy or Dawn?
Dawn.
165. Drunk Buffy or Sober Buffy?
Drunk! (If she was a British student, she would never be sober)
166. Riley or Spike?
Spike
167. Riley or Angel?
Angel
168. Riley or a stick?
Riley. Unless it was a really, really nice stick, because I like Riley.
169. Old Sunnydale High or new Sunnydale High?
Old.
170. Demon Giles or Human Giles?
Human Giles (pre-season 7. I liked season7, but what did they do to *Giles*?)
171. Faith awake or Faith in a coma?
Faith awake and kicking ass.
172. Superstar Jonathan or Earshot Jonathan?
Superstar.
173. Buffy/Angel having sex, Buffy/Riley having sex, or Buffy/Spike having sex?
Buffy/Spike.
174. Dracula or The First Evil?
The First.
175. Chinese Slayer or Nikki?
The original FFL Nikki.
176. Angel's hair back in the 18th century or now?
Ooh, the new S5 haircut. I like.
177. Olaf or Xander?
Pre or post-trolling Olaf? Ah, doesn't matter, Xander wins.
178. Dawn yelling 'Get out! Get out! Get out!' or Dawn singing?
Dawn singing in her teeny voice.
179. Dead Joyce or Alive Joyce?
Alive. I liked her.
180. Smart Tara or Special Ed Tara?
Smart Tara.
181. The Summer's home flooded or the Summer's home dry?
Dry.
182. Buffy as a construction worker, as a Magic Box employee, as a college student, or as a DoubleMeat Palace worker?
Magic Box employee.
183. The Buffy gang with their memory or without their memory?
Without. The Nancy Tribe was just so fun.
184. Sam or Buffy?
Buffy.
185. Juggling Buffy or Charades Buffy?
Charades.
186. Anya's wedding dress or the bridesmaid dresses?
Anya's mermaid dress.
187. Xander's family or Anya's demon friends?
Demon friends, especially Dawn's date.
188. Crazy Buffy or Slayer Buffy?
Crazy Buffy, because I read a great Normal Again fanfic last night.
189. Willow/Tara arguing or Willow/Tara making out?
Arguing. I *loved* Tara in Tabula Rasa (see #197)
190. Xander/Anya having sex or Anya/Spike having sex?
Anya/Spike.
191. Black Magic Willow or Yellow Crayon Willow?
Black Magic Willow could kick Yellow Crayon Willow's ass (but leather-vamp Willow would eat them both)
192. Mary Kate or Ashley Olsen?
The blonde twins, right? I have very little idea who they are, except that quite a few of my male friends fancy them. I'll say Ashley, because I like her name.
193. Rona or Choa-Ahn?
Chao-Ahn.
194. Caleb or Mr. Trick?
Caleb, because he's scarily identical to my friend Glenn (Glenn walked through my bedroom door as we were watching End of Days, right at the point where Caleb snaps the Guardian's neck,marymac and I screamed the damn house down.)
195. Dawn or Willow?
Willow.
196. Drusilla and Spike together or Spike and Buffy together?
Chemistry-wise, Spike/Dru, baby. But because I read so much fanfic and am at heart a big fluffy marshmallow, Spike and Buffy.
197. Tara alive or Tara dead?
Ooh, this is going to be an unpopular answer...Didn't wish her dead but wasn't a massive fan of the character because I never really saw her as anything other than The Nice, Supportive One. So, alive, but maybe with more to do on the show. Hell, putting her in the credits (apart from the episode where she died) would have been a start.
198. Willow in England or Willow in Sunnydale?
Sunnydale.
199. Xander with one eye or two?
Two, but Xander's my boy either way.
200. Dawn as a ball of energy or human Dawn?
Human. She finally grew on me, she can't be turned back into energy now!
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And now, a hugely long Buffy quiz:
The Usual Stuff
1. What's your favorite season? And why?
Two for story arc, four for individual episodes.
2. What's your favourite episode? And why?
Once More With Feeling, because it reeled me in and made me love this show.
3. What's your favourite episode from season 1?
Prophecy Girl.
4. What's your favourite episode from season 2?
Innocence.
5. What's your favourite episode from season 3?
The Wish.
6. What's your favourite episode from season 4?
Hush.
7. What's your favourite episode from season 5?
Fool For Love.
8. What's your favourite episode from season 6?
Once More With Feeling.
9. What's your favourite episode from season 7?
Storyteller.
10. Who's your favourite character? Why?
Purely on BtVS, Spike. Or Giles. Or Xander...
11. Who's your least favourite character? Why?
I guess Adam, because I hated that storyline.
12. Who was your favourite big bad? Why?
The Mayor. He cracked me up.
13. Least favourite big bad? Why?
Adam. Yeah, tons of emotional resonance there.
14. Do you like Kennedy?
Yes. A lot.
15. Who's your favourite couple?
I can do no better than to merely steal
jslayeruk's answer: Like 100% canon-wise? Spike/Buffy. 95% canon? Spike/Angel.16. If you could have any two people hook up from Buffy, who would YOU pick?
Andrew and Xander.
17. Would it be a serious relationship or just once for sex type of thing?
Relationship. They'd be adorable.
18. Do you think Spike and Buffy make a cute couple?
I wouldn't call them cute, at all.
19. Which fight on Buffy do you think was the best?
The Xander/Harmony girly bitchfight.
20. If you could make any two Buffy characters fight... who would they be?
Spike and Darla.
21. Who would win?
Darla, because of the sheer cool factor.
22. Would the other die?
Nah, they'd just shag.
Other Stuff
23. Do you often say, 'Oh my JOSS!'?
Never.
24. Who was your favourite musical guest on Buffy?
Angie Hart.
25. What's your favourite condom flavor?
:shrug: They all taste crappy. I've heard.
26: What does that have to do with Buffy?
Well, condoms appeared in Where the Wild Things Are.
27. Which season do you think Buffy had the best hair?
When was the pigtails, season 3?
28. Willow?
Season 4.
29. Xander?
Season 5. I liked the long hair.
30. Giles?
Season 4.
31. Did you like Maggie Walsh's hair?
I don't remember people's physical appearance all that well, especially from TV or photographs, and I can't be bothered looking at screencaps.
32. Do you think the actress who played Professor Walsh would make a good Kay Scarpetta in a movie?
No!
33. If you could meet any Buffy cast member, or special guest, or even an extra ... who would it be?
Tom Lenk - oh, wait, I have met him. Jonathan Woodward.
34. How many times do you think about Buffy a day?
I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it would make me look really really sad.
35. Do you like to read Buffy fanfiction?
Oh yes.
36. If so, who are your favourite characters to read about?
Spike, Dawn, Angel.
37. Do you write Buffy fanfiction?
Yes, but I am the Planet's Slowest Writer.
38. If so, who do you write about?
pretty much everyone.
39. Would you take a college class just about Buffy?
Absolutely.
40. If you were ever to be a guest on Buffy, would you be a bad guy, good guy, an extra, an ubie?
I'd want to be a vamp. Third vamp from the left.
41. Would you die?
Horrifically. Flailing.
42. Would you make out with Willow?
If she wined and dined me first.
43. Would you make out with Andrew?
Yes!! And then I'd ask him why he's making out with an icky girl.
44. Do you think Anya is sexy with her demon face?
Anya's always sexy.
45. Which Buffy character do you most resemble? Physically?
None of them. A couple of people have said that I physically remind them of Tara, but I think they're on crack.
46. Which Buffy character do you act like most?
Early Willow.
47. If you were in the episode 'Earshot' and Buffy heard your thoughts, what would she hear?
The theme to "I Dream of Jeannie"
48. Do you ever think about poisoning everybody in your school with rat poison?
I have my moments.
49. If you could write an episode about Buffy, what would your episode be about?
I don't know, but at some point two of the boys would get it on.
50. If Anya offered to get revenge on anyone for you, who would you chose?
I'm too much of a
51. What would she do to him/her?
Nuthin'
52. If you could choose any character to die, who would it be?
I like them all. Adam or Professor Walsh.
53. Would that character be Kennedy?
:defends Kennedy. And Riley.:
54. During which episode do you think Willow and Tara first had sex?
After New Moon Rising.
55. What do you think really happened to Miss Kitty Fantastico?
Dawn killed her. She shot her good.
56. Did you like Tara?
Meh. Sometimes.
57. Would you like it if Joss Whedon made a Buffy movie?
I dunno. It could be great or it could be utter crap that would taint the entire series. SO I guess that'd have to be no.
58. If you could choose any character from Buffy to move on to Angel next season ... who would you choose?
Andrew.
59. If you could choose to bring back any dead character, who would you choose?
Darla. :sobs:
60. Who was your favourite member of the Watchers Council?
Oh, Quentin. My Quentin.
61. Do you think Oz had hypertrichosis?
Nope.
62. Do you own any of the Buffy DVD's?
Yep
63. Which season(s)?
1-6.
64. Do you own any other Buffy merchandise?
Calendars, posters, a pencilcase.
65. What else do you own?
A shiny palm pilot.
66. Do you think Joss Whedon should make a show about Willow and Tara?
If it was something Joss was all fired up about, then yeah.
67. If there was an 8th season, who do you think the big bad could be?
I agree with
jslayeruk: Buffy.68. Do you like the show Family Guy?
Never seen it.
69. Which couple from Buffy (or couple that YOU would like to be together) do you think would do this number?
Spike and Faith.
70. Do you think Whit should dump Balthazar and go back with Clem?
I don't know what this means, but... go Clem!
71. After this season, what do you think Willow is gonna do?
Become more distant from the others as she feels more connected to everything in the Earth. Maybe gradually become a Guardian.
72. Xander?
Train the potentials. Mourn Anya.
73. Buffy?
Eat. Sleep. Shop. Walk on the beach.
74. Giles?
Reorganise the council. Complain about the workload. Love it, even as he's worrying that it's all too much.
75. Anya?
Make snarky, unheard comments about Andrew's crush on Xander.
76. If Joss Whedon made a new series about any Buffy character (older and dead characters count too), who would you like it to be about?
Holden! Or Knox!
77. Do you think Dawn and Connor would make a cute couple?
I veer between yes and no. Cute? No. Interesting? Yeah.
78. Do you think Joss Whedon should have given Dawn a boyfriend?
Meh. Mebbe.
79. A girlfriend?
*Yes*. Kitkitkit. (or, in a parallel universe, Tarataratara, because they're my femslash OTP)
80. Do you wish Dawn had died in the season finale of season 5?
I like Dawn, but that would have been some quality angst for season 6.
81. Have you seen the softer side of sears?
...that's an American clothing store of some kind, right?
82. Who's your favourite vampire?
Holden Webster.
83. Who was your favourite principal?
Snyder.
84. Do you know what a Razorback is?
Not a clue.
85. Do you think it's unfair that only females can be slayers?
No.
86. Can dogs be turned into vampdogs?
I think there should be an entire spinoff devoted to this concept.
87. Do you believe Buffy was really in heaven?
Well, a heavenly dimension.
88. Do you have Buffy posters in your room?
Yup.
89. If so, of which characters?
The season 5 cast pic, plus glossies of all the male cast. Except Gunn. I need a Gunn.
90. If you could sleep with any Buffy character, who would it be?
Wesley.
91. Would you have a threesome with Giles and Professor Walsh?
Only if Professor Walsh wasn't present.
92. Do vampires have sperm?
Yes. Little bloodsucking vampire sperm.
93. Do you think Willow is ever going to finish college?
No, and her conversations with her parents will be awkward for the rest of her life.
94. If Eliza Dushku's new show gets picked up, will you watch it?
I doubt it'll be picked up over here. If one of my friends downloads an episode I'll watch, but I doubt I'll follow it.
95. Who's your favorite Buffy writer?
Jane Espenson, because of the slashy goodness she consciously puts in.
96. If Buffy Animated is ever made, will you watch it?
I'd watch the first few episodes at least.
97. Do you read the Buffy comics?
No.
98. Do you read Buffy novels?
Nope.
99. Who do you think Buffy should be with in the end?
I'd say Xander, but he's Andrew's, goddammit. And Riley's out of the running unless
100. What do you think about the character Buffy Summers? Would you trust her with your life?
I think she was landed with a crappy deal early in life and had to make the best of it. I wouldn't trust her with my life because I think her battle plans need work. (Clearly none of the Potential Slayers were from Northern Ireland, because everyone whom I saw Chosen with commented that a couple of crates of petrol bombs lobbed into the cavern would have at least thinned the Ubie ranks a bit. Or a handy homemade flamethrower at the top of the seal to roast 'em as they made a break for it. OTOH, I can see why Joss wouldn't want to turn the finale into a Guide to DIY Terrorism.)
This Or That
101. Buffy or Faith?
Faith.
102. Angel or Spike?
If we're just considering the BtVS versions: then, Spike. If we're counting AtS too, then I can't pick between them (Angel, Spike and Wes are squarely tied for my favourite character)
103. Oz or Tara?
Oz.
104. Tara or Kennedy?
Damn it, I will go for the controversial answer - Kennedy, because she is *my girl*. Nyah.
105. Oz or Kennedy?
Oz. I want to marry Oz.
106. Xander or Andrew?
Can't choose.
107. Anya or Willow?
Willow.
108. Buffy or Willow?
Willow.
109. Sunday or Harmony?
Sunday.
110. Professor Walsh or Adam?
Professor Walsh.
111. Giles or Wesley?
Wesley (AtS version only)
112. Spike or dogshit?
Bwa! Spike.
113. Willow or Tara?
Willow.
114. Miss Kitty Fantastico or Willow's fish?
The fish. I have fish.
115. Once More With Feeling or Hush?
Once More With Feeling.
116. Under Your Spell or I'll Never Tell?
I’ll Never Tell.
117. Giles or Tara?
Giles.
118. Clem or Spike?
Spike.
119. Drusilla or Darla?
Darla. Mmm, Darla.
120. Xander or Spike?
Spike.
121. Cordelia or Harmony?
Cordelia.
122. Marcie or Warren?
Warren.
123. Jonathan or Andrew?
Andrew.
124. Joyce or Hank?
Joyce. I speet on Meester Summers.
125. Joyce or Sheila?
Joyce.
126. Glory or The Master?
The Master.
127. AprilBot or BuffyBot?
Buffybot.
128. AprilBot or Katrina?
AprilBot.
129. Dawn or Anya?
Anya.
130. Angel or Angelus?
Angelus. Much as I adore Angel, Angelus is fantastic.
131. Evil Spike, Chipped Spike, Souled/Chipped Spike, or Souled Spike?
Chipped Spike (to be a bit more specific, season 4 chipped Spike - I know a lot of people detest the 'wacky neighbour/reluctant sidekick' thing, but I thought he was hysterical. The "it was *very* traumatic!" bathtub exchange in Something Blue is one of Favourite Scenes Evah.)
132. Impata or Ms. French?
Impata.
133. Dead Buffy or Buffy?
Buffy.
134. Buffy or BuffyBot?
Buffybot. Hee, marzipan.
135. Xander or Willow?
Xander.
136. Andrew or Anya?
Andrew.
137. Cassie or Marcie?
Cassie.
138. Owen or Scott Hope?
Owen.
139. Owen or Oz?
Oz.
140. Moloch or Tara?
Tara.
141. Spike or Drusilla?
Spike.
142. Jenny or Olivia?
Olivia. I wish we'd seen more of her.
143. Computer Willow or Magicks Willow?
Computer Will. She was adorable.
144. Cousin Beth or Donny?
Donny.
145. Scruffy Xander or Suave Xander?
Suave Xander. (Unless scruffy Xander's on a skateboard)
146. Army Xander or Pirate Xander?
Army Xander.
147. Xander/Cordy or Xander/Anya?
Xander/Cordy, because I'm a sucker for the high school relationships and they were just so sweet together. I didn't care for X/A till Selfless.
148. Willow/Tara or Willow/Kennedy?
Willow/Kennedy. :waves her flag of 'single W/K shipper on planet':
149. Ted or Hank?
Hank, but we really need Celebrity Deathmatch to sort it out.
150. Human Oz or Werewolf Oz?
Human Oz
151. Veruca or Willow?
Willow's sweet, but I like my bad, unstable girls.
152. Spike almost naked or Xander in a speedo?
Tough, tough call. Spike.
153. Kennedy alive or Kennedy dead?
Alive!
154. The First Evil or The Mayor?
The Mayor
155. Spike's chest or Andrew's?
Spike.
156. Belts or beltless?
Beltless!
157. Lily or Chantarelle?
Lily
158. Tattoos or Piercings?
Depends on where the piercings are.
159. Beauty or Beasts?
Beasts.
160. Human Willow or Vamp Willow?
Vamp Willow.
161. Human Xander or Vamp Xander?
Vamp Xander. Meeeow.
162. Rich Cordy or Poor Cordy?
Poor Cordy.
163. Straight Willow or Gay Willow?
Ummm... I preferred early Willow, so I guess Straight Willow.
164. Kathy or Dawn?
Dawn.
165. Drunk Buffy or Sober Buffy?
Drunk! (If she was a British student, she would never be sober)
166. Riley or Spike?
Spike
167. Riley or Angel?
Angel
168. Riley or a stick?
Riley. Unless it was a really, really nice stick, because I like Riley.
169. Old Sunnydale High or new Sunnydale High?
Old.
170. Demon Giles or Human Giles?
Human Giles (pre-season 7. I liked season7, but what did they do to *Giles*?)
171. Faith awake or Faith in a coma?
Faith awake and kicking ass.
172. Superstar Jonathan or Earshot Jonathan?
Superstar.
173. Buffy/Angel having sex, Buffy/Riley having sex, or Buffy/Spike having sex?
Buffy/Spike.
174. Dracula or The First Evil?
The First.
175. Chinese Slayer or Nikki?
The original FFL Nikki.
176. Angel's hair back in the 18th century or now?
Ooh, the new S5 haircut. I like.
177. Olaf or Xander?
Pre or post-trolling Olaf? Ah, doesn't matter, Xander wins.
178. Dawn yelling 'Get out! Get out! Get out!' or Dawn singing?
Dawn singing in her teeny voice.
179. Dead Joyce or Alive Joyce?
Alive. I liked her.
180. Smart Tara or Special Ed Tara?
Smart Tara.
181. The Summer's home flooded or the Summer's home dry?
Dry.
182. Buffy as a construction worker, as a Magic Box employee, as a college student, or as a DoubleMeat Palace worker?
Magic Box employee.
183. The Buffy gang with their memory or without their memory?
Without. The Nancy Tribe was just so fun.
184. Sam or Buffy?
Buffy.
185. Juggling Buffy or Charades Buffy?
Charades.
186. Anya's wedding dress or the bridesmaid dresses?
Anya's mermaid dress.
187. Xander's family or Anya's demon friends?
Demon friends, especially Dawn's date.
188. Crazy Buffy or Slayer Buffy?
Crazy Buffy, because I read a great Normal Again fanfic last night.
189. Willow/Tara arguing or Willow/Tara making out?
Arguing. I *loved* Tara in Tabula Rasa (see #197)
190. Xander/Anya having sex or Anya/Spike having sex?
Anya/Spike.
191. Black Magic Willow or Yellow Crayon Willow?
Black Magic Willow could kick Yellow Crayon Willow's ass (but leather-vamp Willow would eat them both)
192. Mary Kate or Ashley Olsen?
The blonde twins, right? I have very little idea who they are, except that quite a few of my male friends fancy them. I'll say Ashley, because I like her name.
193. Rona or Choa-Ahn?
Chao-Ahn.
194. Caleb or Mr. Trick?
Caleb, because he's scarily identical to my friend Glenn (Glenn walked through my bedroom door as we were watching End of Days, right at the point where Caleb snaps the Guardian's neck,
marymac and I screamed the damn house down.)195. Dawn or Willow?
Willow.
196. Drusilla and Spike together or Spike and Buffy together?
Chemistry-wise, Spike/Dru, baby. But because I read so much fanfic and am at heart a big fluffy marshmallow, Spike and Buffy.
197. Tara alive or Tara dead?
Ooh, this is going to be an unpopular answer...Didn't wish her dead but wasn't a massive fan of the character because I never really saw her as anything other than The Nice, Supportive One. So, alive, but maybe with more to do on the show. Hell, putting her in the credits (apart from the episode where she died) would have been a start.
198. Willow in England or Willow in Sunnydale?
Sunnydale.
199. Xander with one eye or two?
Two, but Xander's my boy either way.
200. Dawn as a ball of energy or human Dawn?
Human. She finally grew on me, she can't be turned back into energy now!
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