Holy mother of god this is funny...

[doyle]

Ever seen a really bad bootleg of a popular movie? They occasionally have captions that are translated into English by someone who is quite often defeated by accents or proper names. The bootleg Attack of the Clones is one of the funniest things I've ever seen, though it's hard to ever respect Samuel L's character when you've seen him referred to as "Mage Window".

Now some lovely person has done screencaps of a FOTR bootleg and they're hysterical. Marvel at the adventures of the "hoppits"; ponder exactly what Aragorn means by "I can avoid being seen at I wish, at this time it is a rear gift"; laugh evilly at his instruction to Arwen to "ride hard. Don't come back."

Enjoy.

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