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[doyle]

I've just been reading an old Superboy comic where an alien turns Clark into a girl as punishment for being a sexist tool. Martha seems delighted to have a daughter instead of a son, rushing out to buy girl-Clark dresses and renaming him Claire. Meanwhile Claire's becoming bestest girlfriends with Lana even though she "still has Clark Kent's boy-mind".

I weep for the fact that Smallville hasn't done this storyline. I could get behind Claire/Lana femslash.