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[doyle]

I'm watching Go Fish, which I haven't seen for a while. The speech Cordelia gives when she thinks Xander has turned into a monster - when she tearfully says she still wants to date him but it's okay if he 'wants to see other fish' - is possibly the sweetest thing I've ever seen on this show. Hilarious, too (little bath toys!)

Also, I have a new fictional boyfriend. The third swim team guy to die is called Gage Petronzi, and I'm in love with him.







Aside from being teh hot, Gage is the Best One-Off Character Ever. He wears Speedos! He plays pool! He gets bitten by Angelus! Buffy walks him home! (Er, Buffy/Gage ficlet for buffyverse1000 coming up) Xander has to be his bodyguard while they sit in a steamroom together! (Maybe a Xander/Gage ficlet too)

Such is the wonder of Gage that he's in the opening credits. He's the guy with the thing ripping out of his arm. Yes, sadly, he turns into a fish monster

Also Giles locking the entire swim team in the library cage gave me bad thoughts (Giles/Gage? No! Must... curb... addiction...)

How can Buffy's class have had the lowest mortality rate in years? Four of them die in this episode alone! (Okay, they shed their skins and turn into sea monsters but I'm sure they didn't come back for their SATs)

Comments

[emony.livejournal.com]

How can Buffy's class have had the lowest mortality rate in years? Four of them die in this episode alone!

Maybe the swim team are in a year above/below Buffy's class? ;)

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

"I know what'll make my class's mortality rate look better - the seniors must DIE!!"

[tinpanalley.livejournal.com]

He IS teh hot!

:Starts to think of sexy Gage ideas:

[lasultrix.livejournal.com]

I LOVE THAT EPISODE SO FUCKING MUCH. IT IS PERFECTION. I DO NOT KNOW WHY THE 'NET IS NOT CRASHING FROM THE DELUGE OF WEBSITES DEDICATED TO THE GO FISH LOVE.

GO FISH!

[evemac.livejournal.com]

Dude, I've always LOVED Gage.

And I could be wrong, since I haven't watched 'Go Fish' in a long while, but isn't there some guy on the swim team who is some big actor now? Some big teen actor thing...?

My memory is terrible.

[octopedingenue]

Shane West!

[evemac.livejournal.com]

Yes! Thank you!

[verucawerewolf.livejournal.com]

Holy shit...Shane West is one of the swim team members? Okay...it's officially been way too long since I've seen that episode.

*watches*

[electrcspacegrl.livejournal.com]

A lot of fans dislike this episode but how can you dislike an episode that has Xander in a speedo? People are insane. Gotta love Speedo Xander!

[invaderwitch.livejournal.com]

who's shane west?

[dessert-first.livejournal.com]

I love Cordelia's bath toys speech! And Gage is definitely teh hawt. You are clearly an individual of great taste and refinement.