Spike&Joyce: Back to the Start

Title: Back to the Start
Author: Doyle
Pairing: Spike and Joyce (friendship)
Rating: PG
Notes: for the Friendship Ficathon for willowgreen; sorry for the lateness. Season 4, shortly after Doomed.

This might, Spike thought as the demons vanished and he belatedly clocked the fact that he’d just saved someone’s life, be the most pathetic thing that had happened to him in, oh, at least the past week. Then the woman turned, face illuminated by the streetlight, and all the competition paled.

Oh, sodding hell.( more )

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I was planning on getting up, getting lunch and then writing fic, but this link has ensured I must stay helpless in bed for the next twenty or thirty years, rolling around in hysterical laughter. Notable lines from HP badfic, from the daily_sporfle.

"Oh lord! Snape's a drunk!" Ginny cried!

"Omg.", Hermione thought out loud

Harry was amazed by his parents. They were diligent into keeping and expanding their knowledge even if they were dead.

"Alright! Spill it, who's Hogwarts Hottest? Top ten?" Voldemort said as he buttered a biscuit

Best Unintentional Euphemism
'On the way to "the Great hall" Harry and Ron rushed by hermonie, discussed about the ride on "the midnight bus".'