I wish my laptop would stop making that noise

And as I finished typing the subject, the noise that's been irritating me for the last half hour stopped. Huh.

Gakked from lunakornkid:
( top 5s )

I urgently need to finish my stupid lab report tomorrow.

You know you're bored when...

In the guise of thefirstevil, you start a flame war with Satan.

Gender confusion issues

Hee. Despite my name and androgynous icon, and what sunlit5 says in her link to me, I am in fact female. As anyone who's seen my breasts will confirm.

That'd be everyone who's ever met me, then.

Funny thing, I was saying to connorbeast just last night that I'd love to be a hot boy for a day. Then I could videotape myself kissing other hot boys. Then we just started talking about gay porn, as we tend to. I love my Connorbeast.

Poetry spam

Ten past two a.m.
Doyle should write her lab report.
Writes haiku instead.

Poetry spam #2

Reading my friends list.
Bastards steal Jess's bandwidth.
Valerie just drinks.

Hmm

Trying to decide which of 4 potential essays I should write for Funnel Cakes and Flying Monkeys.

Tucker's Brother: general guide to Andrew's character
Extraordinary: Xander and Andrew's hot gay love.
You Don't Have to Be a Geek to Write Him (But it Helps)
Annoying Virgin? Andrew and S-E-X

Odds on me doing them all? High. But really have to do this stupid bloody report first.

Progress report

So I've written up about half of experiment 1 (of 5).

That's progress, right?

The rest of my time was spent reading the scripts of The Prom and Flooded for clues to Andrew's pre-supervillain days. The damn SCRIPT for The Prom makes me weepy. So glad my DVDs are at my other house so I can't torment myself even more.

( Buffy and AtS moments I'm hard-wired to cry at every damn time )

Wrap pictures

Just saw the photos of the Buffy wrap party.

To all those who said my boy Andrew wasn't hot - ha, I defy you, Tom looks damn fine. I want to be his fag hag. We can take James Marsters clothes shopping.

(Legal disclaimer: the above should not be taken as indicative of the sexual preferences of Tom Lenk, but it should be taken as a statement that James Marsters has appalling fashion sense. But is still lickable.)

Michelle T looks very pretty, but my mother would have slaughtered me if I'd worn that dress or that much makeup at 17. Still, plenty o' girls round here much younger than her go out wearing much more revealing things, so to each their own.

Good for Aly for having her hand on Alexis Denisof's thigh. She must be constantly fending off strangers who are trying to jump her man. (The scenes in AtS of the Jasmine worship? I agree with my beloved connorbeast on this one: "Gina Torres is a stunning woman and rightly deserves worship, but have these people seen Wesley? How does he not get hordes of people just following him around?")

Senator Sanctimonius

Just read the Senator Santorum interview.

*snerk* This guy's not for real, right? I love how in his mind consensual gay sex leads to polygamy and incest. Fun for all the family!

I have no problem with homosexuality. I have a problem with homosexual acts. As I would with acts of other, what I would consider to be, acts outside of traditional heterosexual relationships. And that includes a variety of different acts, not just homosexual.

I am beyond intrigued by this statement. What "acts outside traditional heterosexual relationships"? Are we talking kinkiness and S&M, or just anything outside intermarital missionary position, strictly for the making of the babies? Is it laid down somewhere what a traditional heterosexual relationship consists of? An amendment to the constitution, maybe? God knows, I'd hate to buck tradition...

I think this guy needs to write a book to make his position clearer. The Joyless Sex, maybe.

Battle imp

Ha! My imp kicked the ass of jacklemmon's imp.

( impy madness )