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Jan. 22nd, 2004 06:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
doyleMy mum went to the doctor's today for a checkup. She didn't say anything when she came back, so I went lalala merrily on my way until my dad came home at teatime...
Me: How was work?
Dad: Alright. Oh, your mum's pregnant.
Me: What?!
Dad: (fake innocence) Tsk, what am I saying, not pregnant, the other thing. She has high blood pressure.
Me: ...
Dad: Which can be a sign of pregnancy.
Me: I hate you.
(Mum mutters something about a star in the East)
Me: ShutupshutupIdon'twanttoknow!
Yes, my parents make me regress back to ten.
Me: How was work?
Dad: Alright. Oh, your mum's pregnant.
Me: What?!
Dad: (fake innocence) Tsk, what am I saying, not pregnant, the other thing. She has high blood pressure.
Me: ...
Dad: Which can be a sign of pregnancy.
Me: I hate you.
(Mum mutters something about a star in the East)
Me: ShutupshutupIdon'twanttoknow!
Yes, my parents make me regress back to ten.