Spam!

[doyle]

I just got email spam with the best subject header ever.

Their Ass Feels Like Defloration!

If that was a 50s B-movie, I'd probably watch it.

(An advance apology - will probably be using this animated icon a lot. Because I just love to watch it go.)

Comments

[vylit.livejournal.com]

Gorgeous.
/me licks your icon

[sunlit5.livejournal.com]

post more often darlin

*hugs*

Sun

[evemac.livejournal.com]

Impressive, really, but I think my spam might give yours a run for your money.

I received this the other day:

Morree businnesss for yyour ccrotch portt...

My ccrotch portt needs more business, dammit!

[doyle_sb4.livejournal.com]

Is it just me, or does it sound like it's being read by ET?

"Morree businnesss for yyour ccrotch portt... phonnne hommme..."

Preccciousss, we wants businnesss....

[evemac.livejournal.com]

Also, the repitition of letters makes it sound like Gollum.

And then I get a Gollum voice in my head, saying that.

And then I get an image of Gollum as a porn king.

It's just bad.

[evemac.livejournal.com]

does it sound like it's being read by ET

It's ironic that we both envisioned it being read by strange, bug-eyed creatures. Now I will have nightmares.

Also, crotch port has got to be the worst euphemism ever. Worse than member.